Patch notes 7.16 - what they really mean :3

CrazFight ·8/9/2017, 10:22:54 PM·16 votes·1,043 views

Riot hates it.... Riot Fears it... Because they know everything i say below is 100% true and don't want to be exposed! Ka chow lets gets started with with ANOTHER PATCH NOTES RUNDOWN WOOOO HOOOO (I got up early to do this before work, praise me like a god)

In case you missed it: 7.14 Patch notes HERE 7.15 Patch notes HERE

Caitlyn : "Riot Headquaters" - Meddler : Guys I just can't seem to figure out the problem with cait, we nerf and nerf her but we are missing something ... "Janitor" : You could nerf her traps...._ Meddler_ : No no... thats why your janitor bad idea. ~ TWO PATCHES LATER ~ Meddler: Ok guys I think i have found a amazing fix, lets nerf her traps. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/325/923/b80.png Fiora : Well ... Now that item 3076 is a thing fiora isn't viable(Which no one is complaining about)... so we are gonna buff her slighly and slowly... until she becomes batshit broken again. Kayn : - Bug fix - Passive stacks will not longer be multiplied by 5 with DFG so now you can't get a really early evolve, So rip kayn mid... (Thx caps for doing it in LCS and ruining my freelo) Sion : MAXIMUM DAMAGE 300/600/900 ⇒ 400/800/1200 ... "Meddler why are we doing this?" ... meddler: Because, its time or this mother fucker to reach his full potential ... and one shot adcs... HAHAHAH FULL LETHALITY SION WILL RYZE (O that remindes me we have to do the annual ryze rework soon) HAHAHAHA https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TerrificRichChupacabra-size_restricted.gif Maokai: Less sapling dama---- http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/68/681b68750ce4faea4905118614cd6f30098d9476e36793eb3d13c6e6dacab5ba.jpg Vi: Guys... now that sion will ryze (Heh remembered again), he needs his partner in crime buffed so they can play along eachother for the perfect counter to these annoying invis champs... lets lower her ult cd... o.. how will this help this against invis champs.... https://gyazo.com/580f8d9f57e61e6daa8cf0dc1e3df8d7.png https://media.giphy.com/media/cD7PLGE1KWOhG/giphy.gif Cassiopeia: Less mana but more late game ap :D (This change literally doesn't matter we are such tro--- actually ill save that for the next one) http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1439937463/TheRealCassiopeia.png Corki: Base attack damage decreased by a fuck ton amount... you ready for it .... 3 O________________O http://newtraderu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-Fry-meme-trolling-Internet.jpg Fizz: Every elo hates him... https://gyazo.com/c74aab79e2608ca4710792a1b7c8627b.png Every elo Fears him... https://gyazo.com/a72533345f874514d957be532ed02f80.png Because of the fish's infamous Troll pole ... https://i.gyazo.com/9df3dc9007b694fa7ddb8c108f44090e.png So we buffed him hehe Galio: R nerfed, ye your getting nerfed every patch from here on out bud.. https://gyazo.com/242f9d88f9c825f406538215b8fa1e02.png Leblanc: Less Q damage on minion, will still be broken. k Orianna: Nerfs... but they won't be enough, THE BALL REIGN WILL CONTINUE https://scontent-frt3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e15/10958961_1426113537683107_612719184_n.jpg Syndra: https://i.imgflip.com/1tt7cj.jpg Taliyah: Q MANA INCREASED :D , luckily r cooldown wasn't reduced.... https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lPd4rlOlw1lRqU/giphy.gif


Now for the "other stuff" Coin: Less mana , no change to gold income , still op k done. Cinderhulk: 25 gold more , lol who cares, still op k done. Duskblade: VFK fixes , no nerfs, still op k done.

btw... VI-SION PING IS NOW A THING BABY https://gyazo.com/580f8d9f57e61e6daa8cf0dc1e3df8d7.png And it all comes together....

Also... URF IS HERE MOTHER FUCKERS STOP MAKING THESE "I WANT URF" BOARDS THREADS OK ... "Actually meddler its ARURF"... O FOR FUCKS SAK---- https://gyazo.com/89dfd029988f3c73b92585f57663446e.png

(Had to repost this due to a large mistake in the previous one)

Would appreciate any upvotes so more people see this chow [slayer-jinx-catface]

1 Comments

Narzal8/12/2017, 4:47:35 AM1 votes

The Sion max ult makes sense, I mean it's ridiculous to have an ult like that not even clear minion waves at all that late into the game, even with 400 ad they had too much health man. Cassiopeia how dare they make the logic a lvl 1 all in is too unhealthy, look at champs like Yasuo Darius they can lvl 1 all insummoner 4 summoner 14 , she's already nerfed as is and isn't a true late game hypercarry anymore, just by reducing the mana would of solved it but her dmg on e 2? You would need like an extra 200 ap beyond 300ap to make up for the loss of 15 dmg on her pitiful e scalings and +13 mana late game wow as if she ever sees the daylight to need it the most late game.?? Corki +or -(5 or less here) meme Fizz apparently people wanted a smoother fizz, even though he's slippery as is,(cough worlds). It's gonna be a fiesta of buffs and nerfs for it really.