The Stages of Grief while Playing Kindred

Why I can't enjoy Kindred;

1. "Oh fuck I'm the god of death, lamb and wolf, holy fuck these voice-lines, this is awesome!"

2. "Oh wow I click on someone to mark them for death... Hahah I'm coming for you mother fuckers!"

3. "Oh, my early game is kind of weak, huh... I need items. Well that's okay so do all champions!"

4. "Oh I'm a stacking champion... Well I'll just stack up by killing jungle monsters..."

5. "I guess I can kill my mark after I get some items... Hahaha."

6. "Oh I'm level 6, and my ulti just stops people from dying and may even heal the enemy..."

7. "What the fuck is this homeguard animation? Screw this champion."