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ModCaptainMårvelous·1/16/2019, 12:05:13 AM·6 votes·1,532 views

Tanks strangling the life out of assassins for daring to step foot in the same ~~lane~~ ~~match~~ ~~universe~~ existence as a tank

8 Comments

DuskDaUmbreon1/16/2019, 12:43:09 AM7 votes

Nah. It's more like this:

Every match is fast-paced and fun but also lasts 80+ minutes.
Every match reaches late game but ADCs are simulatenously useless and useful.
ADCs die by virtue of daring to enter the same screen as an assassin, but assassins are also somehow able to be handled by the enchanters who aren't allowed to be strong ever.
Every melee without an explicit dash is given massive, massive buffs. These buffs render them functionally incapable of being kited. Every time anyone dares to complain that "hey it's literally impossible to kite this guy he runs at me with 10x my maximum possible MS even if I took predator, Celerity, Deadman's, and Righteous Glory" they're told "just kite him lul ur so bad".
Mages can mindlessly waveclear and ignore literally all MR.
True damage is renamed to "Not true damage" to placate the boards. They're physically incapable of telling the difference.

GreenKnight1/16/2019, 12:12:37 AM3 votes

Psh, rework. He's not even played as a tank.

afmghost1/16/2019, 12:21:14 AM1 votes

Dorans Pants1/16/2019, 6:01:09 PM1 votes

I wouldn´t mind, to be honest.

Alzon1/16/2019, 6:05:06 PM1 votes

No, that’s not right...

Modl Ryden l1/17/2019, 5:02:19 AM1 votes

Ideally the boards would like their screen to also say 'Victory' when they lose/surrender and increase their ranks by +99LP at a time.