Riot Cactopus' Peril
T'was the night before the showdown, and all through his house, Only tears could be heard from the red text who slouched. The stress bells rang, with his hands on his head Begging for mercy from the incoming dread.
He had practiced for days, only to find that he's hardstuck silver, and wasting his time. "If I get Garen, a headstart, and a little luck... Oh, Who am I kidding I should give up."
"They will laugh when he beats me, an adc main. He's a jungler and never touches mid lane. "
"I know what to do," he came triumphantly alive... "I'll call Riot, and get them to spy. When he gets a lead, and things go bad. We will mess with his ping, and give him some lag. if that doesn't solve it, I'll flame him and laugh, if he replys, Tantram can ban him for chat! If all else fails, and he keeps his cool, we will unleash our secretive tool.
Our balance team will come, and we will group up to fight The jungler that kept me up, crying all night. The man out for revenge with hate in his mind Will feel the force of all our power combined Silver and bronze, bronze and silver again! The balance team along with Cactopus and all of his friends"
Theres no where left to hide Cactopus. Tomorrow at noon https://www.twitch.tv/rumtumtumblies [sg-syndra]
