The League Sings Again

EbonyBladeJ88·10/4/2017, 11:31:11 PM·5 votes·519 views

When will I be Ganked? A League of Legends parody of "When will I be Loved?" by The Everly Brothers

: I've been tanking your Blue... I leashed your Red, too. When will I be Ganked?

They constantly overextend, And they're wide open, When will I be Ganked?

: When we leashed the JG The thought that was in mind, Was that he, would gank my lane But it's not happened, not one time!

Duet: I've been harassed, my tower's down to its last gasp. When will I be Ganked?

: I even took the brunt end, of that Rift Herald...

: ...And gave you the buff to use, and you let it run out of time!

Duet: And now inner tower's gone, Inhib'll follow before long. When will I be Ganked?

When will I be Ganked...

9 Comments

Packun Flower10/5/2017, 5:32:27 AM3 votes

I was hoping for a rap battle. Oh well heres one that is anything but originl.

Leblanc They call me Leblanc! The blackest rose of all magic spells! You say your name is Annie Hastur? That don't ring any bells!

I burst entire tanks. All your feats are just minor. I'll take you back to school, Annie And show you who's the best rhymer!

I've got crowds from everywhere, They come to see my magic. My spells are straight electrifying. I'm dropping ADCs, it's tragic!

So check yourself, you impudent fool! I'll make you suffer! By the way, your bear looks kinda stupid. Little puppies are tougher!

And while you're at it. Go back to support, you freaking nerd! You'd have to stun to know how to play. You're fucking that absurd!

I thought the Bard was better than you! Xayah and Rakan still got more class! So just take a pass! Cause if you keep trying, Then Leblanc will come beat your ass!

Annie Hey Tibbers! Guess what? I learned this today: Some scrubs like Leblanc talk shit. What else can I say?

To make it worse, They're cocky, always leaving you sweatin' But when they're talking like a bitch! Then go and teach them a lesson!

You say your spells are great and powerful? I learned from the best! You're just a washed up Vegas reject, Who failed her magic test!

I've got a bear with claws. That are sharper than razors. What kind of friends you got, scrub? Some smoke and mirrors and lasers?

Fire is my element. I do not need to be told. Bitch, I am casting stronger magic. Because I'm young and your old!

You're a fraud! The weakest champion on the Rift. Your taking up champ select space. So go and jump off a cliff.

Leblanc Me weaker? Than you? You're a pretty dense bloke Players only ever pick you As one of their big fucking jokes!

I'll beat you down, Annie Make you cry! So best watch what you're startin'! I'll leave you so stumped, They'll send you back to Magic Kindergarten!

Annie Now Tibbers, listen carefully. Cause the bitch doesn't know! That going up against me In the mid lane is hardly a show.

Silly girl, tricks are for kids You little pup. But don't worry, girl When you start feeding you can always give up~

TheZacStreetBoys10/4/2017, 11:39:15 PM1 votes

(Note: LeeSin is 9/0/7, Malzahar is 7/0/9)

LostFr0st10/5/2017, 9:03:30 PM1 votes

I think this time the lyrics sound better with the Linda Ronstadt version. (ik you're crediting the original :P though).

I wonder if this is what toplaners were thinking during the laneswap meta. It just fits too well.

I'll be gone for a few days starting tomorrow, so have a great Thanksgiving Ebony^^ (unless you're in the States; idk if you guys have a long weekend or not??? but regardless have a great weekend)