Yo Momma jokes, League version.

Yo Momma so fat that when Fiddlesticks drained her, he got diabetes.

Yo Momma so fat that Poppy can only ult her two feet.

Yo Momma so fat that she couldn't even wear a Giant's Belt.

Yo Momma so fat that not even QSS could get her to move.

Yo Momma so fat that her belly button arrives to lane 15 minutes before she does.

Yo Momma so fat that Gragas feels confident about his body.

Yo Momma so fat that she once sat on Gangplank and not even oranges could fix that.

Yo Momma so fat that you cannot miss her with a skillshot.

Yo Momma so fat that you can smite her for a health buff.

Yo Momma so fat that she doesn't need to ward, she's already in every bush.

Yo Momma so fat that Illaoi gave up on trying to get her to move.

Yo Momma so fat that Blitzcrank grabbed her and broke.

Yo Momma so ugly that Ahri never puts a point in her E when yo momma's in the game.

Yo Momma so ugly that Lee Sin hit her with a Q and leaped the other way.

Yo Momma so ugly that Kled yelled "RETREEEEEEEEAT!"

Yo Momma so ugly that even the bots disconnect.

Yo Momma so ugly that she makes wards go blind.

Yo Momma so ugly that Riot increased the size to ten bans so they can ban her in every slot.

Yo Momma so stupid that she thought CC had to do with comedy TV.

Yo Momma so stupid that she warded Taliyah's eyebrows.

Yo Momma so stupid that she bought wards to do more damage.