Is Riot being blatantly Racist with their new poro icon?

StonePlatypus·5/17/2019, 6:49:45 PM·0 votes·1,059 views

Let's review the new poro icon.

  1. White Poro doesn't have gas canister or w/e to make white smoke. This is a pretty clear anti-white message. I'm not saying you have to make an entirely new one, but it's pretty clear that no thoughts or fark's were given when making this. A new edited version of the poro icon with white smoke would be great in letting us know that white people are welcome in this game.

  2. No black poro. Yeah it's a rainbow but it would be good to get some black representation here. Also as black absorbs all the colors there is also a message that while they "support" (pander) for E-points, do they really support the mixing of cultures? Perhaps they support different people but not the mixing? That's segregation, and that's bad.

  3. Purple Poro is gonna die. He's closing his eyes, he's accepting his fate. He forgot to pack his parachute properly and he's going to fall to his death. Riot, that's a pretty sick message.


And in case it wasn't obvious, this is a joke.

I mean the things I pointed out are still true, but it's not like anyone really cares about a poro icon or the hidden meanings it carries.

Last game I played had a rainbow Rammus. Way better than Nyan Yummi cat. Just saying.

5 Comments

Terozu5/17/2019, 7:33:28 PM5 votes

This isn't a joke.

Jokes are funny.

G Master Hung5/17/2019, 9:41:30 PM2 votes

Ok I got something funny for you since this is legit shet

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. Every year they meet each other on Madison Avenue when they’re shopping for their wives. They meet and the poor man says to the rich man, “So what did you get your wife this year?” And the rich man says back, “I got her a huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes.” The poor man asks, “What’d you get her both for? The rich man says, “If she doesn’t like the diamond ring, she can return it to the store in her brand new Mercedes and she will still be happy.” The rich man then asks the poor man, “What did you get your wife for your anniversary this year?” The poor man says “ I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.” The rich man asks”What did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?” The poor man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”

This will prolly get removed but that just makes it funnier.

Oleandervine5/17/2019, 7:35:59 PM1 votes

Nothing you said here is true in the slightest.

Sir Saltarin5/17/2019, 7:46:35 PM1 votes

Comedy cementery

Syrile5/21/2019, 11:16:06 PM1 votes

This should probably just be removed entirely.