What would you do if you had a million dollars? The game is simple tell us what you would do with a million dollars, but none of the logical things like houses, travel or investing. Give us the wacky ideas in your head.
I will start… I would buy an orangutan. I want one like Clint Eastwood had in Every which way but loose.
Buy rito new servers so I could actually login
Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman
Transfer it all into one-dollar bills and #makeitrain 24/7.
I'd buy a white lion cub (approx. $325,000), and then I'd buy two Ashera cats (around $27,500 each), and then I'd buy $500,000 worth of taco bell.
Bribe Rioters
Id set up a small production studio with a large format laser cutter, 3d printer, cnc router (5 -axis :D)?) and a kiln.
I'd use it to start up a small business doing sculptural creations from my own and other peoples 3D renderings and specifically focus on the Expos and Cons in the GTA.
I have a 3 axis cnc router now, working on getting a lasercutter (1200$) or 3d Printer (800$) next :3.
A million dollars is easier made than won I think.
Get an all red billiard room with a stuffed camel
Spend it all on LOL. Done. and Taco Bell.
Donate it.
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No really i would buy an entire armory of medieval weapon for me, plus getting some gameplay courses in order to have a better chance to join a game dev team. fuck it, i buy the dev game team and make a game about armories full of weapons.
What remains it would be donated. No joke this time, i got a Gorehowl.
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy all the food I could want for a year, maybe longer. I'd get all of the insane cat themed things I could once I got a place and build a room solely for my cats. I would buy as many different kinds of blankets, sheets, futons, quilts, knitted afghans, fancy pillows, beanbag chairs, everything soft and plush for the room I wanted to sleep and lounge in. ♥ I'd make sure that it was basically a wonderful blanket fort/nest I could enjoy myself in. I'd try to buy a small plot of land for growing food and hemp for fiber and raising some chickens. I would commission so many handmade glass beads of so many sizes for putting in hemp jewelry, dyes for the hemp fiber, and make all of the jewelry I wanted. I would love to have a place I could turn into a museum with different themed room soley for the wonders found in life, one that would have all of these crazy toy and trinket rooms, video game room with an archive of all possible systems and video game media, a library with zillions of books, cd collection, movie collection, and magazine collection that you could rent things from; unique art displays, a room devoted to silly rube goldberg machines and marble runs, a butterfly garden, and all sorts of things in it just to remind the world what is truly amazing from all that is simple and childlike. And play, silliness, and all loss of what an adult is supposed to be would happen in this place. Curiousity, fun, and wonder would be encouraged. And my house would be attatched to this museum, with the farm plot nearby of course. Maybe if this were with a billion, I'd build a small town somehow. 
Get a bunch of maids in bikinis, ahri, and nidalee costumes and have them clean for me and stuff.
Buy a house...
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Fill it with expensive guns. I'm a gun nut, so the only thing I'd buy other than food and pay off my electrical bills for eternity are collectible guns. I think Teddy Roosevelt's revolver went for like 2 million and change in an auction? Hitler's PPK was also sold for some insane amount of money. I think it was encrusted in diamonds too.
Invest wisely so I can make more than a Million Dollars
I would donate to a research fund to practice instantaneous removal of songs stuck in one's head. (No, seriously, I now cannot get that Barenaked Ladies song out of my head...)
I'd spend it on Riot points. BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED FOOD!!!!!!!
I'd donate a bunch of it to Riot and then probably buy some great items.
