hey yo riot

me: nerf caitlyn - the most unfun unrewarding lane to play against. has best synergy with pretty much every champion. high win rate with high play rate. please look into it

riot: ok here are draven and lucian buffs

me: what about caitlyn?

riot: nah we'll just keep increasing the damage until everything can be one shot

me: okay so ur buffing kog'maw?

riot: no kog'maw is probably never going to see buffs since he's flat out busted. we're probably going delete him from the game.

me: ?????????????????????????????