Season 8 the one true build

Welcome to season 8, riots been working on new items and champions, quite a few but they however only made 1 build viable. They hid it but that is okay I found it through my countless 1,000 hours of gameplay which equals out to about 15 minutes of brainpower because the one true build works for ALL champs. Ap? EH OOH KAY

AD, you better fuckin believe it! Tanks, with this build even maokai will have a drinking problem!!

Enough teasing your assholes ;) Now we dive straight in....

First item A nice powerful item it gives good ad, vision clear. You know how riot always talks about vision control like they know how to balance it. Well they did! With this item you'll never be seen or heard from again! Just like shyvana...remember her? Riot? Remember season 3 shyv? Yeah? WELL THANKS TO THIS BUILD SHE'S BACK! YOU FOOLS!

For your next item you're going to need a little bit more cdr so I like to go It's just a really well rounded item, you really need it for the cdr though and did I mention vision control? Well now you have DOUBLE the vision control. AMAAAAAAZING.

A good midgame 3-4 items are going to have to be a double duskarooni. Or to all of you, buy 2 It's going to give you all the lethality for those pesky adc's you know how op they are haha. Tanks, mages, raptors, barons, and the fucking scuttle.

For your final items you'll be needing a I know I know. But I'm playing rengar I don't use mana! Well other people do! Think about that huh?! you selfish fuck! NO YOU DONT! YOU'RE ONLY THINKING ABOUT TITANIC HYDRA! YOU FUCKING WHORE! YOU'RE CHEATING ON DUSKBAE FOR THAT!? Get out...But you only need it to collect the tears of the people falling beneath your elo.

And don't forget to top it off with another

I may have deceived you I know you're thinking "BUT YOU SAID I CAN BE TANKY! AHASBFSAJAFH S"

And to that I reply...

what the fuck did you say?

But you WILL be tankier, because what does a tank do? A tank does not die. And you'll never die if the other team is dead first.

Now it doesn't give any ap. True. But it gives an enchanced auto, and who auto attacks? That's right. FUCKING EVERYONE.

So your final build should be 5 duskbae's and a urtearsareyummy

But make sure to go for maximum efficiency and engaging gameplay!

And make sure to always thank riot! For adding this..amazing...wonderful. TERRIFIC ITEM! THAAAAAAANKS RIOT!