The Classic Yorick Joke

Yorick walks into a bar, their is no counter Yorick then asks, why don't I have a counter The bartender says, because you always break them, that's why!

So then Yorick decided to rework his image and after a few years he returned to the bar a new man.

But when he went to get a drink, he realised it tasted so toxic.¨ It turns out, he got served by Fiora, Tryndamere and Yasuo, the most toxic scumbags in league. They said in union, how does it feel to finally get served, Yorick?

It fucking sucks, he said and left.

Since then, Yorick Mori regrets the day he found a counter that serves him.