League Of Legends - The Intrapersonal Aspect

Rational You: Okay, as long as I do xyz, this game will be an easy win.

Blood Thirsty You: OH! That guy has low HP under tower, easy kill.

Rational You: No! Don't bother, we'll die and get set behind.

Blood thirsty You: No way, I got this. More gold, more power

You have been slain

Rational You: Well... I could've planned that out a lot better, I shouldn't have done that

Teammate spams missing ping

Over Sentimental You: I F**KING TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT, WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO IT, YOU'RE THROWING THE GAME OH GOD WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE THE SMART ONE

Peacemaker You: Alright, calm down. It's not over yet, just play it right and we can get back into the game.

Enemy jungler counter jungles you

Over Sentimental You: SEE, I F**KING TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT NOW LOOK, THE GOD DAMN CAMP IS GONE. THE JUNGLERS OUT LEVELING US. HE'S OUTSCALING US AND HE'S GANKING EVERY GOD DAMN LANE. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW, HUH!? WE'RE LOSING CAUSE YOU FREAKING MADE A DUMB MOVE YOU HALF WIT

Peacemaker You: Look, we're behind, but we can come back. It's nothing major. Minor set back.

Blood Thirsty You: Okay! 3 low hp enemies, easy triple!

Rational: Don't you dare!

Over Sentimental You: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO THIS AND FAIL

You have been slain

Over Sentimental You: AJKBGDBKGJ GAK BWHAT THE HALF BREATHING, HEAT SUCKING, COLD SWEAT WAS THAT!? ARE YOU FREAKING INSANE!?

You You: God... why am I so bad at this game

Defeat

Rational You: Sigh

Blood Thirsty You: All I had to do was get a couple kills and snowball dammit.

Over Sentimental You: GOD DAMMIT, YOU HAD ONE FREAKING JOB TO DO AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOB, LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

You You: Just.... headbangs