Wiener Dogs are terrifying

http://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/750x428p/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/94/242/178526526.jpg

Adorable right?

Wrong.

https://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081209-hot-dog.jpg

Don't be fooled by cute pictures on the internet. They may be small and they may be cute in hot dog buns, but the Dachshund is a monstrous hound that should be feared, not adored!

Why?

Because you never know when they're about to attack.

https://i.gifer.com/2u.gif

Look at how they run! Are they running out of joy, or on the attack? Look at their pack formation, they look ready to destroy their prey!

https://i.imgur.com//zDgt6vh.gif?crop=1xw:1xh;center,center&resize=1200:*

Their scuttle, their strange run does not reveal their true intentions, and they're so... slippery. It's impossible to catch them!

Weiner dogs.

Don't be fooled.