What do you call a Volibear that is far away?

Eternal Torment·8/22/2017, 3:26:12 PM·74 votes·3,616 views

VoliThere

And what do you call a Volibear that is missing?

VoliWhere

And what do you call him when he becomes french?

Olivere

And what if he is sportsmanlike?

Volifair

And if he Plays Card games?

VoliTaire

:D

37 Comments

Spank the Fox8/22/2017, 5:09:30 PM21 votes

What do you call a Volibear who studied nursing?

Volicare

What's a good lesson young Ursine learn?

Volishare

Gentleman Gems8/22/2017, 4:18:50 PM18 votes
ModWulf Helhammer8/22/2017, 3:29:54 PM17 votes

What do you call a Volibear standing on the bow of a ship?

VoliNear, VoliFar, VoliWHEREEVERYOUARE!!

BoilTheOil8/22/2017, 7:26:13 PM10 votes

What do you call a volibear in a game of league of legends?

Useless

SpookyNeedle8/22/2017, 5:56:53 PM9 votes

If Volibear and Hecarim had a daughter VoliMare

Velzard of Koz8/22/2017, 5:43:36 PM5 votes

And If he becomes president and creates health plan?

VoliCare

Sceizer8/22/2017, 3:29:03 PM3 votes

I can't (voli)bear these jokes

TheHappyReaperz8/22/2017, 6:03:48 PM3 votes

######:D

Kairoptra8/22/2017, 7:23:16 PM3 votes

What if he's always giving people challenges?

Volidare

What if he forgets to shave?

Volihair

What if he gets a skin with him in a suit?

Volinair

What if he gets cloned?

Volipair

I'll stop now. Gotta leave some puns for the resta ya!

Ionian Vulpix8/23/2017, 11:58:45 AM2 votes

If Volibear was a Pokemon: VoliBewear

Volibear is looking at you intensely: VoliStare

Volibear donates the kill to the ADC: VoliShare

Volibear protects his team: VoliCare

Volibear puts on his armor: VoliWear

Volibear takes a rest in his VoliChair

Volibear gets knocked up: VoliAir

GoodLilRabbit8/22/2017, 9:32:00 PM2 votes

What do you call it when Volibear decides to go on a fresh fruit diet? Volipear (Wow, not even Phreak would like that one. Umm...)

What do you call it when he starts offering charter flights to the Freljord? VoliAir

What do you call the ridiculous price of the tickets? VoliFare

What do you call it when he gets caught embezzling and his sentence is ten years of peeling potatoes? Volipare

When he starts catching rats in his jail cell for dessert? Volisnare (Wait, this is getting kind of dark...)

When he goes skinny dipping? Volibare

What will his tribe say when they read some of the awful puns that he posted? Voli Erred

Annnd I'm just gonna preemptively duck the rotten fruit and vegetables.

Statikin8/22/2017, 11:18:03 PM2 votes

What if Volibear was French and wanted to say you were incorrect?

Volicontraire

ModKnightsKemplar8/22/2017, 7:12:15 PM2 votes

... you're living up to your name with these puns, my friend. Eternal Torment indeed.

RizHippoKhan8/23/2017, 10:37:05 AM1 votes

what do you call my type of Volibear? Lolibear ;-;

Mecha Incognito8/23/2017, 5:56:14 PM1 votes

What would you call Volibear when he's signalling for help?

Voliflare.

FreeVolibear8/23/2017, 5:58:14 PM1 votes

I approve

Sad Tyrant8/23/2017, 3:29:03 AM1 votes

Why are my eyes bleeding?

PurpleKingCrazy8/22/2017, 6:56:24 PM1 votes

What do you call a Volibear that throws stones?

Voliyah. Volibear Taliyah

(oh well I can't rhyme today. Talibear?)

Night87768/22/2017, 8:03:06 PM1 votes

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Khadaver8/23/2017, 6:16:50 PM1 votes

What do you call a Volibear that has been set aflame? Voliflare