What do you call it when Volibear decides to go on a fresh fruit diet?
Volipear
(Wow, not even Phreak would like that one. Umm...)
What do you call it when he starts offering charter flights to the Freljord?
VoliAir
What do you call the ridiculous price of the tickets?
VoliFare
What do you call it when he gets caught embezzling and his sentence is ten years of peeling potatoes?
Volipare
When he starts catching rats in his jail cell for dessert?
Volisnare
(Wait, this is getting kind of dark...)
When he goes skinny dipping?
Volibare
What will his tribe say when they read some of the awful puns that he posted?
Voli Erred
Annnd I'm just gonna preemptively duck the rotten fruit and vegetables.