The game is LITERATELY unplayable in this state, Riot!

...I'm serious. Literately literately, not figuratively literately. It's stuck in a loop of patching.

######Yes, I know there are about 50 posts about this. I thought I'd be funny. Plz dun kill me. ;w;

[EDIT] Of course as soon as I post this it gets fixed. Thanks Riot, you ruined my joke. ;w;