Trying to get a Rioter's attention

My journey through gifs http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/-Cool-Train-loop-GIF.gif

Getting to 999 wins: https://media.giphy.com/media/RRcaC8RQDagbS/giphy.gif

Having to make the post: http://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_lmx0f3j4GM1qbub2i.gif

When people say you're never gonna find one: https://media.tenor.co/images/8f8c0ec80450719c0a349dc97f19e5f2/raw

Trying everything I can think of: https://media.giphy.com/media/Ebys71phzQQx2/giphy.gif

When it's 9 days later: https://media.tenor.co/images/4a674890ca7c7e9da1ef48a4f5b22446/tenor.gif

And nothing: https://admin.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Love-and-Other-Drugs.gif

When you know it's hopeless: http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdbde37a15a537e2e434f95959c0ba8f/tumblr_mz6wyxwKFT1s335yuo1_500.gif

And you give up: https://m.popkey.co/5d88a7/4Va9w.gif http://media1.giphy.com/media/U5UlIrNtCquk/giphy.gif

[zombie-nunu-bummed]