I've heard you become a snail when you're vaccinated
IS THIS TRUE
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The person that told you that wasn't using the general "you" (referring to people in general), they were using the specific you. No one else will turn into a snail, only you.
It's true, just look at squidward.
-slimes all over the place in my shell-
Well snails do have powerful regenerative qualities, so injecting yourself to slime DNA should have that effect aye! mehehehehehehehehe
It's true. I was vaccinated as a child. I now type this with my eye stalks. Not a bad life, honestly:
-No rent, my house is on my back -Easy renovations to my mobile home -Got a sick radula for rasping hard foods -Slower pace at life has really given me time to stop and smell the roses -slurp up worms like spaghetti noodles