like you're talking to him and he always mentions crazy shit that went down
"One time back in '86 when i was a field chef killing folks with quality corn beef hash and frying pans, some idjit in a bear skin came running at me. So i start shooting and rootin tootin while Skaarl's eating the rest of my viddles. That damn lizard. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, corn beef hash. I make a mean one! Like one that'll bite back. Worth it though."
That's literally at least a third of Kled's lines. He keeps talking about previous battles that Noxus has been in like one is along the lines of "Back in Galfalla they tried using that boiling oil on us but you can't deep fry courage!".
Read this whole thing in Kleds voice... gj
If they ever make him a Legendary skin, I hope to Riot that they record just incoherent stories like that over and over, loads of them, and they'll trigger just randomly in game when he's doing menial tasks.
kled is basically a redneck war veteran.
Reminds me of that Steven Seagal joke that Tom Segura tells.
Bet he never scored 4 touchdowns in a single game, though.
I don't think Kled is redneck... lol, a war vet with ptsd sounds more like it
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EDIT: My bad, forgot someone important.
https://i.imgur.com/p7kbJQQ.png[]
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