So i only need a few easy "certifications" to be a "programmer" ?
Before i start and end up sounding completly ignorant please note-
I have no programming experience, certifications, or even highschool classes relating to this sort of thing. My knowledge comes off of what a couple people on these boards have told me, and what my friend has.--
So i can get a few quick certifications like C++ java and uhh can't remember the other one.. Along with profiency in excel and a couple other things and i can get a job as an "entry level programmer" without a degree even at MOST companies?
Also the pay with ONLY these "certifications" would be considered "high" compared to most other entry level jobs? Example would be at least 14-15 an hour, full time. Also, it wouldn't take long at all to get what was necessary. What kinds of places would i be working at as well?
Again, before flaming me please note i barely understand what i'm talking about and what C++ is.