How lewd are the champion splashes?

All Day Tay Tay·8/24/2017, 6:54:26 PM·59 votes·9,223 views

I decided to use a internet tool to score how naughty each champion splash art is (only the base skins, which took me about 1.5 hours, so the other 900ish skins would make this a full day project). Here are the results Ordered in alphabetical http://i.imgur.com/Sb5WeGs.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hIQId8R.jpg lets be honest it should be higher http://i.imgur.com/WUmv1Pc.jpg http://i.imgur.com/FS3sqFm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/XnL7gpG.jpg no idea how http://i.imgur.com/UtweI5D.jpg http://i.imgur.com/HsFfY0U.jpg should be 0 but w/e http://i.imgur.com/6cSSW9E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OQpPaSa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/PMsZUES.jpg maybe shurima just has naughty people? http://i.imgur.com/965oV29.jpg http://i.imgur.com/reFC6Hg.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZRHj62Y.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1GJC6TD.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZJo1kQR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/x72jwAa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/C0SrSte.jpg yup shurima is not child friendly http://i.imgur.com/67LMGpg.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5BdJbWd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lTYBs8N.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ei3swjp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9qWqbP6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/YA5zlwO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ElK3bYM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t9Xr4Do.jpg this surprised me http://i.imgur.com/t4ZTKHV.jpg this didnt http://i.imgur.com/j5eAz7u.jpg http://i.imgur.com/EfHrWuS.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Wx3MrNo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZLFb9rN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/C764RPb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yEoDDj8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/BkXpV0e.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6M8lYvv.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ngICPP2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ijqN1x5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/abvdKxo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/UIvVeoZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lXIqed2.jpg as an illaoi main i know for a fact this should be higher http://i.imgur.com/dTFl7iW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/3lm17GO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/soY3YFL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/I2aiLzt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9LZXRbF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9iRWQdG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yAOCjGN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zSXSRgp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/j06Wr3Q.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Q87tWPq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ux7Fqmt.jpg http://i.imgur.com/i7FgaAa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/lBzMjgl.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9i2K0Ko.jpg http://i.imgur.com/nCxNj8l.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wyDIxJT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/AVDgZuH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/By9ZNzu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JtqK5kw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QhNuDWo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/pAxEljj.jpg seems low to me http://i.imgur.com/ETp7oOi.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ONF9sCA.jpg LEONA WHAT DID YOU DO http://i.imgur.com/GenWxDI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8a1YeZN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/z31YjNf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ABB1ZMH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/AdWiUS9.jpg insert "rock hard" joke here http://i.imgur.com/4wSP03o.jpg http://i.imgur.com/9jt46gB.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6xIWrJf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wmaGoZ7.jpg surprisingly low http://i.imgur.com/9dsWgwh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QJuzUrN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eMdrqTD.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JU3homo.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QoX11BE.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ibDYKbw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/rIPWUjA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/tCu0bUA.jpg http://i.imgur.com/niZ59XP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6G09VXg.jpg everyone has their own kinks http://i.imgur.com/eisJukG.jpg http://i.imgur.com/FXgkO0G.jpg http://i.imgur.com/09JOodh.jpg how is this more than triple mf score? http://i.imgur.com/WfWH2O7.jpg RAM US http://i.imgur.com/fRKu9og.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t5WwP2O.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXTZjp1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WRbNqri.jpg id expect this from her bunny suit skin http://i.imgur.com/Alcqudc.jpg http://i.imgur.com/eAMOo9O.jpg http://i.imgur.com/nTzj2Jh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/nDUI6NJ.jpg something something back door http://i.imgur.com/zKd7sjy.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZzaWaCI.jpg i mean, shes half human and half dragon. thats some kinky stuff http://i.imgur.com/ZH3F1tR.jpg http://i.imgur.com/mLUuOvp.jpg http://i.imgur.com/09NrBKJ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Njjrct8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/P8ZTRN6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OOXLJZx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/X4yEctf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RyiUCyx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OJSvzaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iZAbnVK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iAaYBbO.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Bob1ZWX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ZDORWHN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/V3Y9CVK.jpg you would think a hooker would have a higher score http://i.imgur.com/FidhLxc.jpg http://i.imgur.com/NZoPYaz.jpg http://i.imgur.com/KUYixsN.jpg the lowest score of the set people. tryndamere is safe for work, but not for your towers http://i.imgur.com/AciiBWW.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oVloiW0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QdwrxuN.jpg http://i.imgur.com/rpMu4mF.jpg http://i.imgur.com/89REzVi.jpg have you SEEN those abs? http://i.imgur.com/DhSJynF.jpg skin tight leather suit, what did you expect http://i.imgur.com/Or8JpgI.jpg http://i.imgur.com/qEYw3SZ.jpg obviously a glitch, should be 110% http://i.imgur.com/B53V1g3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/gETcrYI.jpg i mean, ori got over 40, so it makes sense http://i.imgur.com/uG2DrNq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/iQFAwCZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JgnkDwa.jpg http://i.imgur.com/hKf7bts.jpg http://i.imgur.com/IOwnxzo.jpg had to do both together, since they share a splash http://i.imgur.com/cUlxcCL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ebClDis.jpg something about a spear, you pick http://i.imgur.com/JHg9CQY.jpg might be safe for work, but ill still ban him http://i.imgur.com/BaEMweE.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QUVMLpq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CGCjDfu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Lwq4iy9.jpg http://i.imgur.com/myTtEZ2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/WuGuZWG.jpg

AVERAGES Gender Men: 8.08 Women: 10.94 note i used xayah and rakans score in both genders i assume women got a higher score because they had less champs and the REALLY high ones (leona cough) were mostly women. Champs i didnt choose a gender bard, blitz, cho, fid, fizz, kennen, kha, kog, malph, mao, mord, naut, nocrammus, skarner, vel

Roles I am going by most common according to champion.gg. If someone is a jungler and a top laner, it will be one or the other, not both. Once again i used xayah and rakan score as the same in adc and sup. Top: 6.46 Jung: 9.29 Mid: 9.62 Adc: 8.95 Sup: 9.72 Sup is barely in the lead, but its probably entirely because of one champ. Leona, with an absurd score of 89.7

Top score Leona at 89.7 Bottom score Tryndamere at 0.3 So the kinkiest champs are the Female supports

61 Comments

ModWulf Helhammer8/24/2017, 6:58:52 PM51 votes

The Leona one is probably because it thought the armor was her skin, basically thinking she was completely nude.

TheSequelsRBad8/24/2017, 6:59:22 PM36 votes

I don't understand anything here.

How are the ratings achieved, what do those numbers mean?

What is life?

Why are we here?

Colgate Gator8/24/2017, 7:10:56 PM21 votes

I'm confused.

Did it mistake RIven's sword for a giant, glowing dick or what.

TwitchInMyPants8/24/2017, 7:06:18 PM14 votes

I like how Leona + Riven are NSFW lmao

Tho according to some all of it is pooooooorn

Hoggy8/24/2017, 8:18:54 PM12 votes

Urgot got double digits.

I call that a win!

Squey8/24/2017, 9:31:55 PM12 votes

leona, the most covered female gets the highest score while janna and jinx get some of the lowest.
The bot you used should be fired

Don Spaghetti8/24/2017, 7:49:37 PM10 votes

hold tf up

how in the world are twisted fate and taliyah higher than janna

Engelin8/24/2017, 9:35:31 PM8 votes

Amumu is 38% porn lmao

Arduno8/24/2017, 8:48:37 PM7 votes

Well leona is hot burning hot! mehehehehehehe

Lithium Rosa8/24/2017, 7:49:00 PM7 votes

I'd probably stop using that tool when it says amumu is 4 times more lewd than Akali

Sohleks8/24/2017, 8:18:29 PM7 votes

Tryndamere confirmed the least sexiest champ in league.

And Leona the most (real irony)

Odenmaru8/24/2017, 7:13:01 PM6 votes

I remember when you could view what other people posted on that site. _Good _ times.

Stars Shaper8/24/2017, 9:34:15 PM5 votes

Aatrox and Varus showing the dingdong all under 12%

Leona (Boob)Plate Armor is porn xD

ModKnightsKemplar8/24/2017, 10:07:41 PM5 votes

This tool could be better. I'm especially kind of appalled at Riven and Taric's scores. They should, at the very least, be flipped.

JVP158/24/2017, 10:34:08 PM5 votes

To give the bot credit, Leona is probably a sexual predator. Whenever I play her, I always feel like doing horrible things to the enemy team's orifices. ("They can't say no when they're stunned.")

Inside, Leona looks like Ivern, except raised to 11.

OMGSoAnnoying8/24/2017, 10:20:21 PM5 votes

Leona's splash art probably makes the bot think she's into some serious domination kink.

"Praise the sun, slave!"

"Yes, Mistress Leona..."

AssauIto8/24/2017, 11:48:54 PM5 votes

But Fizz is wet and naked.

Quindec8/24/2017, 10:29:34 PM4 votes

Aatrox and Varus literally wear nothing

Melledoneus8/24/2017, 9:03:14 PM4 votes

"Shen splash art"

"Definitely not porn"

Just wait until the next set of pool party skins... oh, just you WAIT...

DariusDemiurge8/24/2017, 10:09:48 PM4 votes

0.5% Morgana is pure. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) well was until the lucid dreams we shared years ago.

Son of Ur8/25/2017, 12:53:46 AM4 votes

The irony here is that Leona was supposed to be one of the first female champs to avoid the skimpy attire and hour glass figure.

zaire908/25/2017, 4:22:18 AM4 votes

Ahri is a porn search. Probably the only champ whos name you can search and porn will pop up

Solari Fortune8/25/2017, 2:30:28 PM4 votes

Janna who is almost naked: 1.4

Leona who is fully armored: 89.7

WTF

MrryZ8/25/2017, 7:34:19 PM4 votes

https://gyazo.com/f4dadba6d0e2809202866967ea3eac69.png OH my fucking god i wish I was joking.

FilDaFunk8/24/2017, 9:29:06 PM3 votes

This only considers human skin tones. Aatrox, varus (can't be bothered to list more) have 0 clothes.

GlobDaBlob8/25/2017, 7:43:03 PM3 votes

Its kind of ironic that the most lewd one was by IronStylus

Itsbeghdev8/25/2017, 4:30:47 AM3 votes

Amumu, Azir, Leona, and Riven have beige-ish backgrounds, which the program probably interprets as bare skin. Odd that Taliyah and Sivir aren't in the same ballpark if that is the reason though...

BLU Medic8/25/2017, 12:42:18 PM3 votes

I have a feeling that bot doesn't work well with LoL's splash art style...

Tentacle Love8/25/2017, 4:45:43 PM3 votes

The amumu high score makes more sense when you remember that he's into bandage.

KoKoboto8/24/2017, 11:09:48 PM3 votes

For Annie you didn't count for the smexy beast which is Tibbers. That's why it's not 0.

PePsiLemoNN8/24/2017, 10:49:40 PM3 votes

Champs i didnt choose a gender bard, blitz, cho, fid, fizz, kennen, kha, kog, malph, mao, mord, naut, nocrammus, skarner, vel

What

aspects18/25/2017, 8:32:47 AM3 votes

i really appreciate the effort you put into this, and it was really fun to read, but im pretty sure that website was just spitting out random numbers

Selfhood8/25/2017, 12:31:24 PM3 votes

I'm sorry but Yordle fetish is a thing.

PurpleKingCrazy8/25/2017, 8:10:43 PM2 votes

Taliyah is 1.7% porn lol.

I know how to make her go higher tho. :} Taliyah

ZenithEevee8/25/2017, 3:49:46 AM2 votes

1: This post is hell for anyone who wants to look at comments after already seeing the main post

2: Love how Amumu and Azir are like.. Considerably high.

EII 4w5 Enby8/27/2017, 2:05:38 AM2 votes

Don't get me started about Vel'koz and those tentacles. [zombie-nunu-hearts]

Jeanne fan club8/25/2017, 5:37:57 AM1 votes

Quinn its the bird

PLEASE do this with every skin in the game, that would be a really great post. I'd suggest doing it part by part just so the workload is more managable