If you use the following terms, I automatically disregard your opinion

HateDaddy·4/22/2019, 4:05:04 PM·5 votes·1,297 views

Stat-check or any iteration thereof (stat-stack, ball of stats, etc)

Assassins and zero counterplay, or any phrase or combination of words to suggest that of the aforementioned (zed op, where’s the counterplay???, ad BIAS)

Mages and the suggestion of any kind that they are somehow weak (mages do no dmg fuck off riot, mages are not strong wow, argh I hate that mages can’t one shot everything while CCing it while being in fog of war)

Melee champions and the proclamation that they should not be prone to kiting, which is their biggest intended weakness

Junglers complaining about being complained about - seriously, you chose to play this role knowing (or perhaps not knowing, which explains why you get flamed all the time) that your role is the most influential role in the game and most solo queue games often come down to who has the better jungler

Tanks are “difficult to play.” Mechanically, no they are not. Fundamentally, no they are not. Conceptually, certainly there is nuance but they still have one of the easiest concepts in the game.

If you are to engage in any verbal manner that which makes reference to the above mentioned, I will discount your opinion as drivel and nothing more. Thank you for your time and have a great day.

22 Comments

Hotarµ4/22/2019, 4:13:30 PM15 votes

"If you have a different opinion, I will discount it and you, then refuse to listen further so I can sit in my echo-chamber and feel right."

eye roll

AeroWaffle4/22/2019, 6:44:59 PM4 votes

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Let’s just define what a stat checker is/does:

A champion that has very little meaningful gameplay choices. They simply defeat you by being statistically superior. Generally these champions are point-and-click and are fundamentally and mechanically easy to grasp. What are some examples of stat checkers?

Trundle Shyvana Nasus (it pains me to say it, but it’s true - more on this in a bit)

Pretty much any tank is a walking stat stick.

HateDaddy4/22/2019, 4:06:51 PM4 votes

+1

Quáx4/22/2019, 5:27:14 PM3 votes

Looked at the title and downvoted. People can rant if they want and it doesn't matter who cares.

ØrnnToGetTrolleÐ4/22/2019, 4:07:14 PM3 votes

We, the Boards users, are scared now

A Bad Varus4/22/2019, 6:28:10 PM3 votes

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Busty Demoness4/22/2019, 5:32:04 PM2 votes

Wait, what if I explain how something has zero counter play (fundamentally or otherwise) or how something is a "ball of stats" item?

Or is it considered justified usage of the terms at that point?

Abibyama II4/22/2019, 5:01:14 PM1 votes

What about using "overloaded" when you lose to something?

Sukishoo4/22/2019, 5:59:59 PM1 votes

blinks wall of text tldr

Sebastit7d4/22/2019, 6:55:38 PM1 votes

Is that you, Hash?

A Chaotic Mind4/22/2019, 4:18:36 PM1 votes

absolutely agree on everything. i seriously hope rioters never EVER consider this board's opinion when they balance stuff

SupaDevilJuice4/22/2019, 5:21:39 PM1 votes

At least baiting people has become so easy now, eh?

That's one plus of being diluted into the masses.