What would happen if Jinx, Tristana, Twitch, Varus, Vayne, Kogmaw, Caitlyn, Draven, Kalista, Jhin

Ashe corki ezreal kindred graves would be played

we would have fun

The team that first-picked Zoe would win.

First pick , also those would be stupid bans.

is still up.

Other marksmen would be picked. If there was a 16 ban system and all adcs were to be banned,as your post seems to suggest, then probably anything that's range/scales hard with items, like Yasuo/Gangplank, Teemo, or Morde.