[shitpost] i have a confession to make

Rockman·12/25/2017, 2:20:52 AM·1 votes·326 views

I'm not actually Rock298

I'm Rock299

i ate his essence and absorbed it as the superior clone, but now I live every moment in fear for the eventual breakthrough in cloning technobabble that will create the next Rock, Rock300. I just... wanted you guys to know. In case.

7 Comments

Linna Excel12/25/2017, 2:28:35 AM1 votes

Rock300 is a terrible sequel that's just milking the franchise at that point.

hashtagMAGA12/25/2017, 2:47:06 AM1 votes

You don't need to add a [shitpost] tag to your posts because they're all shitposts

DotEleven12/25/2017, 2:47:29 AM1 votes

Well, either way I'm still DotEleven.

The Soulforged12/25/2017, 4:23:47 AM1 votes

I prefer Chairman Rock