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What happened to our Yasuo?

Destaice·2/9/2018, 3:03:00 PM·2 votes·319 views

I was in a fierce hunt in the jungle. A pack of ravenous wolf was wanted for killing a local goat person. As I defeated the beasts our Yasuo came towards me with an angry expression on his face.

He tried to communicate with me but I couldn't understand him. He insisted on trying to communicate with half English etched into bronze tablets. I asked him if he could speak English and he responded with vulgar terms. I took that as a yes.

I tried to calm him down, asked him if he had ever heard the music of Perry Como. He said no, so I sang to him.

"It's impossible. Ask a baby not to cry. It's just impossible."

Upon hearing these words the Yasuo ran back to the fountain and stood still for 15 minutes straight. Never moved a muscle or responded to anything. It was quite the confusing sight. I repeatedly asked him if he was alright but he just didn't respond.

The rest of the team was convinced this behavior was influenced by drugs and reported him to the local authorities. But what do you think happened to the Yasuo?

9 Comments

e46 Fanatic2/9/2018, 3:58:10 PM2 votes

I thought this was gonna be somewhat of a funny post... He probably went about his day not giving a fuuuuck about you and the rest of the fuck bois on his team lol.

CLG ear2/9/2018, 5:32:06 PM2 votes

please stop

HalcyonDweller2/9/2018, 5:38:29 PM2 votes

Why on earth would you antagonize a teammate who was obviously already tilted? That's just a recipe for disaster. And you shouldn't be doing things at other peoples' expense just for your own entertainment.