COMPREHENSIVE TOP LANE LIST

so I made this list cuz someone asked who they should get and I figured it got some likes so it might be helpful to people who wanna find a champion to play but dont want to try out every single one

COMPREHENSIVE LIST for braindead fun of slapping things silly for trying hard and pretending you're in attack on titan for dash dash stab D-d-d-duels To clap some cheeks AND DUNK to yell a lot if you really like justice TO HEAL A LOT to never have to apply effort because HEAL A LOT WHILE DOING DAMAGE DASH DASH 'YELL OUT ABILITY NAME" PENTAKILL hahahaha u cant reach me but ur health HAHAHAHA POKE CRIT CRIT CRIT to be a thick boi YELL AND SLAP THEM UP thunk thunk thunk smash DODGE DODGE DODGE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE Push THE LANE BECAUSE YOU WANNA PLAY A MAN SLAM, RUN, SCREWED OVER MY TEAMS PENTA SPIN TO HEAL because you hate effort Because you like being a bully but when it comes down to it you like finishing things up close and personal like To have braindead sustain for the memetage ultimates because numbers matter THEY KEEP HITTING ME BUT IT ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER Because You hate everyone because you want to be the carry no one asked for because you like spamming abilities and face rolling on your keyboard while getting kills because tanks scare you SHOTGUN KNEES Becuase you like your weapons like you like your music, heavy, and METAL because ruining the enemy teams one escape route is really funny for some reason because you really like what Singed does but want to take more effort Because you think the pinnacle of gaming is represented in walking simulators because the bush strat is strong with this one becuase you play the dwarf in your D&D sessions and you know how to forge things for yourself, and shopkeepers are scary Because SCREW ASSASSINS just to troll because you think your KDA will carry your team Because you either want to be their for your team OR want them to think you will be by instilling false hope by pinging your ults up only to not use it at the last minute Because PIRATES VITAMIN C AND MONEY You just thought you were mid.... RIGHT? It was an honest mistake RIGHT? Yolo engages because BIG BALLS orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr small brains, its k though you have ult If singed takes too few buttons for your liking You like making the enemy team be "stuck in here with you" To build full ap instead of being the tank your team needed Youre literally just counter picking something to play her top.... or youre gonna 1 trick You want to yell out that "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM" and be a royal pain to kill You like hooks.... and fishing, and being a big full metal boi MASTER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET I SAW THAT STREAMER PLAY TALON TOP SO ITS OK FOR ME TOO, I MAIN (Flashes M4)

HOPEFULLY This helped or was at least a little amusing to someone