GD, you won't believe this, but...
My girlfriend and I were talking about how our parents weren't fans of us dating, and I was telling her about how my mother was doing everything she could to convince me that I was making a mistake, meanwhile, she tells me, and I quote:
"I just found out my mother made me a dating profile and has been trolling for men for me as me, so there's that."
So I asked her how she found out and she goes
"She told me because like, 6 guys want to meet with "me"."
Like, I knew her mother wasn't the biggest fan of me, but ho-ly hell, that's some next level shit.