Im gonna go see Star Wars The last JEdi

CLG ear·12/16/2017, 5:31:23 PM·1 votes·393 views

Idk whether to sneak in food or buy at the theatre

i'll probably buy at the theatre

9 Comments

DragonTroopBeta12/16/2017, 5:40:16 PM2 votes

Using a bowl and tucking in shirt, a woman can easily create a pocket that looks like she's pregnant for smuggling things through the airport. X-ray bypass and TSA Trusted Flier program would mean 0 screening at all.

It's primary used to smuggle things into the US, but I'm sure you could use it to get a bag of pretzels in. Just pretend you are obese.

Taric the Gay12/16/2017, 5:33:39 PM2 votes

I often find myself sneaking it in. The sensation you get from doing it this way is exhilarating.

http://www.auplod.com/u/pdolua802d6.png

Jo0o12/16/2017, 5:36:52 PM1 votes

My friend and I smuggled a few beers each in our winter jackets. The theater we watched it at serves beer, so it was pretty easy to pull off.

I had to piss like a racehorse through the entirety of the third act, though.

RedPannda12/16/2017, 5:33:04 PM1 votes

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Idk whether to sneak in food or buy at the theatre

i'll probably buy at the theatre

Just wear a purse and smuggle in some subways and if anyone stops you accuse them of being sexist.

GhostOfTsushima12/16/2017, 5:43:58 PM1 votes

Just put stuff inside your bra, they can't go in there Right? LOL

Or do this, pretend you have a baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnkjoc07C-g

CLG ear12/16/2017, 9:26:22 PM1 votes

i snuck some mcdonalds in. I was cutting it close tho. Got there with 10 minutes left. People at the self ticketmaster idk what they were doing but they let me go ahead of them after like 5 minutes of waiting; and some girl and her guy had some online voucher and the ticket guy was trying to figure it out.

Destaice12/16/2017, 10:26:08 PM1 votes

i either eat dinner right before seeing a movie or sneak in fast food

taco bell is usually pretty easy to hide