Story time - still hate people [bronze tales]

Our journey begins in a mystery world known as "oh F-ck this is ranked and not normal draft", a mystical screen appears in front of my eyes as i am greeted with SELECT YOUR CHAMPION, naturally being the unskilled player i am, i chose Master Yi [The wuju look at that dps]. After banning Jax [The grandmaster of dodging] i was able to lock in my choice and prepared to go into a game. I had my confidence high, what could possibly go wrong? well..my booty hole was not prepared for what i had to go up with.

The sounds of the jungle penetrated my ear drums as i cleared my camps one after the other, all lanes even, no drama yet. my power spike was soon approaching and i knew that the second i get a guinsoos sh-t would go down! and i was right because not going to lie, it was about 25minutes in and i was already almost on my 4th item thanks to the power of "oh wait their team had a Yi hyper farming?".. 9|0|3 my score read, it was a closed game, no chance for the enemies to come back (unless a cheeky little bot and top lane decides to f-ck this game..oh boy you already know where this is going).

The screen was shaking every other minute screaming "GodLike" as my blade cut through the enemies abdominal regions, a open mid lane with a large wave of minions about to crash into the middle of it..i was untouchable, a omnipotent aura had enthralled my very presence, 6 [enemy kills] to our 21 [90% my kills] was the score of the game at that point. They had no chance and i saw "open mid" spread through /all chat like a wild fire by the enemy jungler and mid laner. however i never anticipated what would follow shortly after.

It appears that there was actually a nasus top lane which i had not noticed was now over powering my incredible top lane teemo [Full movement speed with a zz rot], my bot lane seemed to have lost stability too as the once 0|7|2 caitlyn decided to improve her score and get over 9 kills after multiple team fights were forced because obviously when you're being carried but aren't all that ahead yourself it's exactly what you should do! It's just common sense to go "Oh hey Yi has almost all our kills and we should group..but, and hear me out here..what if...we just try to 2/3 vs 5 them?". What had become of this game, what was once a easily winnable game had become a game of chance where my right clicking abilities were becoming out matched by the enemies scaling kits. I was utterly F-CKED.

Several minutes later, the score was now 19 [Enemy kills] to 29 [90% my kills still, because i might as well be the only one playing right then]..the game had done a complete 180 and we were now pushed back to our inhibitor...i could no longer prove useful enough as i watched my team perish around me, and my own hp slowly trickle down before eventually dying because surprise surprise, i cant 1vs5 a team comp made of, nasus, viktor, twitch, thresh and amumu... My anger was slowly escalating to the point of which i had accidentally punched my cat who now looked like Michael Jackson [not because of his nose but because you could no longer tell if he was white of black as his face merged the rest of his body (hes a black and white cat)].

All that effort and for naught, noticing that this was actually a ranked game and that i had now failed my silver V promo's i simply looked at the window and moments later jumped out of it, because f-cking league wants to f-ck me over with teams every god damn time!.. THE F_CKING END

Remembering this game from a while back made my brain hurt and i have a bit of a Flu and a headache going on so my story telling skills went down the sh-tter at the end, mb <3

i should also mention, i made this purely for fun and going through my match history saying "well you're just bronze and bad, so don't complain about games you're not good enough to carry in" is just pointless