Why do men like boobs?

Taric the Gay·10/11/2017, 3:10:36 PM·6 votes·3,615 views

What is the big deal about them? It's just flubbery skin over a milk pouch. I don't see why men find themselves so fixated on them. There's much more interesting parts on the body to ogle over.

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36 Comments

ModKnightsKemplar10/11/2017, 3:15:24 PM9 votes

I mean, if you want a real answer, it's a biological signal to men.

Breasts indicate to a man that a woman has hit puberty and is thus "ready to mate" (biologically speaking). Having breasts is essentially a sign of fertility, which are important signals in the animal kingdom so that males don't waste time and energy chasing mates that won't help them produce offspring.

Busty Demoness10/11/2017, 3:13:10 PM9 votes

They are some of the best pillows to ever exist.

ZenithEevee10/11/2017, 3:18:47 PM4 votes

1: Bigger bust = more milk = less chance of an underfed baby = bigger chance that baby will grow big and strong = better chance to continue gene pool

2: Its down from everything to the soft skin, how they squish, even to how they lightly bounce when you pat on the underside that amuses men. And the fact that nips are supes sensitive on some people, and some men like driving people crazy

GlobDaBlob10/12/2017, 3:28:54 AM3 votes

Why do men like women?

Whats the big deal about them? its just flubbery skin over a collection of muscle, epithelial, connective and nervous tissues.

IAintDarius10/11/2017, 5:02:37 PM3 votes

"The joke is that I'm gay."

CLG ear10/11/2017, 3:13:13 PM3 votes

I like butts and thighs more

Salron10/11/2017, 4:25:31 PM2 votes

They're really soft and even have a cherry on top to sink your teeth into

RedPannda10/12/2017, 2:48:12 AM2 votes

Why do people like league? It's just 4 random people yelling at you for 20 minutes until you the dark existential reality of life crashes down on you.

Automatis10/11/2017, 4:16:45 PM2 votes

because they're soft like a bag of sand

PowerBurger10/11/2017, 3:15:56 PM2 votes

It’s funny, I’m into flat-chests myself, so I wonder the same thing sometimes.

robot takeover10/12/2017, 1:19:51 PM1 votes

if you want the scientific answer, it's a primal instinct in males that basically says that this woman is healthy and would rear healthy/good children. Basically, she'd make a good mate.

TwitchInMyPants10/11/2017, 3:13:32 PM1 votes

Why do people like dadbod when its flubbery skin with muscle that hasn't been toned in a decade?

zrWQMdGHtY10/11/2017, 4:14:19 PM1 votes

It's hormons... boobs got specific hormons that work like that one men... that's why you may dislike boobs in a photo, but feel totally different in reality.

JustMonika1310/11/2017, 4:23:17 PM1 votes

I’m more of a thigh/legs man.

That being said, I don’t mind large boobs. I prefer smaller chests, but big breasts are soft.

SupaDevilJuice10/11/2017, 4:26:37 PM1 votes

I feel like this doesn't need to be asked.

Odenmaru10/11/2017, 5:01:01 PM1 votes

I'll have you know flubbery skin over a milk pouch is my fetish.

Nik Nikerson10/12/2017, 2:45:04 AM1 votes

Why do some people like feet? They're just gross malformed hands attached to the bottom of your legs.

Nut on my Butt10/12/2017, 7:11:27 AM1 votes

Why do women like boobs?

Arduno10/12/2017, 7:24:07 AM1 votes

Why do we breath air? boobs are like breathing for men Without them we go mad! mehehehehehehehehe

PimpStickNasus10/12/2017, 3:09:03 AM

Cause they wanna get cooties and be with icky grills.

Gay is the way if you ask me.