Because it has to suck [slayer-jinx-wink]
That Poppy Picture should be a boards Emote
What about
? It's literally a grail filled with blood.
A better question is why nunu doesn't one shot him with bloodboil.
Because mages don't use swords??
re-make this post but do it with Zyra and thornmail
or janna and runaans
or kalista and spirit visage
or karthus and death's dance
Because if you gave him a weapon, then he'd be vlad the impaler, rather than vlad the vampire. I think kalista has the impaling thing down already.
because bloodthirster gives attack damage, and vladimir relies on abilities for damage.
When I first started playing LoL, I use to build BT on him.
BECAUSE HE IS A HEMOMANCER!1
Not sure what you are smoking
Vladimir is a vampire
the closest thing to a Bloodmage is Brand

Because it will drink Vlad when he uses W
Vladmir is just greedy; he would rather have all the blood for himself than share it with a magical thirsty sword.