22 Comments

Boulderox1/26/2018, 7:57:10 PM10 votes

Because it has to suck [slayer-jinx-wink]

theminiom1/26/2018, 11:24:15 PM10 votes

That Poppy Picture should be a boards Emote

Ori On A Grande1/27/2018, 3:44:05 AM7 votes

What about item 3174? It's literally a grail filled with blood.

Verarticus1/27/2018, 6:43:57 AM6 votes

A better question is why nunu doesn't one shot him with bloodboil.

Nut on my Butt1/26/2018, 9:22:23 PM5 votes

Because mages don't use swords??

flibitydoo1/27/2018, 4:44:09 AM4 votes

re-make this post but do it with Zyra and thornmail

or janna and runaans

or kalista and spirit visage

or karthus and death's dance

Leaf of the lake1/27/2018, 3:26:58 AM2 votes

Because if you gave him a weapon, then he'd be vlad the impaler, rather than vlad the vampire. I think kalista has the impaling thing down already.

BubbaV1/27/2018, 5:26:37 PM1 votes

because bloodthirster gives attack damage, and vladimir relies on abilities for damage.

Darius Strada1/27/2018, 5:29:16 PM1 votes

When I first started playing LoL, I use to build BT on him.

sh1be1/27/2018, 10:10:35 PM1 votes

BECAUSE HE IS A HEMOMANCER!1

ADC Bard1/28/2018, 12:56:40 AM1 votes

Not sure what you are smoking

Vladimir is a vampire

the closest thing to a Bloodmage is Brand

Bard

General Esdeath 1/27/2018, 7:35:51 AM1 votes

Because it will drink Vlad when he uses W

Reaper Soraka1/27/2018, 1:24:02 PM1 votes

Vladmir is just greedy; he would rather have all the blood for himself than share it with a magical thirsty sword.