Disclaimer: You're not allowed to be offended because you asked for this. If I'm not familiar with you, I'll shitpost anyway and you may not understand it and that's OK.
Since 2nd Chance is so predictable, I'll get this out of the way now: I think you're a swell Bidude and I enjoy spending time with you (no homo) Filthy Garen main can you even actually play League? Lmfao. Yepyep.
if you dont post monster girls im legally obligated to slander you
I am asking for it even though I say I am not.
There's a lot to dislike about me and I don't think I'm here enough to be notable but I can't help but be morbidly curious
Do your worst, summoner.
Alright. I'm intrigued.
Gems always hold their edge; Take your best shot.
Can I be offended that a Canadian is telling me something he dislikes about me?
Come at me bro
I dare you
TRY ME 72% wr on kha zix finna hit plat in a WEEK
Anyone up for starting a second Holy Roman Empire?
Show me what you've got, young one.
You can't find a thing to dislike about me. 
Do you remember me Wrap of Chicken?
Hello.
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
You have 1 million on Yasuo and you know it.
i dont think you know who i am but ok
Am i even a blip on your radar?
oklay
Kinda interested into what you'll have to say about me...
I don't know you, and you don't know me. but I kinda wanna join in. So please, hit me with your best shot
b'ok
Guaranteed you'll try to rank shame someone who's account was stolen by riot yet I post on these forums with it
tonight tonight we're jumping off the edge of the hollywood sign
Boards specialist. Yikes :/
Im better than you at posting and its your job.
(jokes love you keep up the good work)
you gonna actually do mine dis time?
You still doing this?
Hi
As an Azir main, nothing can faze me anymore.
G o l d e n B i r d P o w e r 
C a w-m at me.
I've had a good amount of well upvoted comments, so I'll assume I'm qualified for this
Shit, I'm too late.
Is it over?
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Do you know who I am?
