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My teammate told me "You're HIGH" when i gave first blood wtf??????????

Darth Karto·8/25/2018, 9:45:56 PM·3 votes·1,816 views

First of all, I AM NOT FUCKING HIGH.

I AM A SOBER MAN WHO NEVER HAD A WHIFF OF ANYTHING THATLL GET ME HIGH AT ALL.

I TOOK A DARE PLEDGE IN GRADE SCHOOL TO BE DRUG FREE AND NEVER TRY DRUGS DAMMITTT

HOW COULD HE EVEN JUDGE THAT I WAS HIGH???

DOES MY KEYBOARD HAVE FINGERPRINT SENORS ON IT THAT SCANS MY BLOOD CONTENT THROUGH MY FINGER TIPS AND IT GOES TO HIS SCREEN THROUGH AN AUTOMATED SCANNER TO TELL ME THAT I AM HIGH CAUSE HE WORKS FOR DEA???

I BET NOT.

I FELT VERY MOVED BY THOSE METH NOT EVEN ONCE COMMERCIALS AND TO THINK THIS PERSON HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME "HIGH" FOR A SIMPLE FIRST BLOOD WHEN THE NOT EVEN ONCE COMMERCIALS SHOW PEOPLE BREAKING INTO HOUSES AND RUINING LIVES AND SHIT.

SO NO

I AM NOT FUCKING HIGH ANON OF THE LEAGUE COMMUNITY I AM A SOBER MAN WHO JUST GAVE FIRST BLOOD BECAUSE I LOST A FAIR DUEL TOP LANE.

IF ANYTHING I AM "LOW" CAUSE I GOT PUT INTO THIS LOW MOOD FOR HIS INSENSITIVE ASSUMPTION THAT I WAS HIGH

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING HAD TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST.

16 Comments

ACriticalThinker8/25/2018, 9:52:47 PM4 votes

No problem my dude. It happens, just ignore the ignoramus.

DearPear8/25/2018, 10:03:38 PM2 votes

But I must ask, are you high?

Lutari8/25/2018, 9:52:45 PM2 votes

Please go outside, make some friends, see a doctor, i mean it.

Busty Demoness8/25/2018, 10:41:59 PM2 votes

Yes. You're high. But not in the sense of inebriated.

Right now, your body is trapped in a stasis pod housed in an orbiting space station that is running your mind through a simulation program. Each time you die, your mind undergoes a "reset", and that is why you experience deja vu, because the system can't completely wipe your memories every time. So for those memories that couldn't be erased, the system finds a way to create a similar situation at some point in your life. The result is the sense of deja vu as your brain is locked onto that old memory. A minor side effect of that is the unfortunate event where the system can't create such an event based on other variables and you die before it causes your mind to shatter due to a failure to experience the event again. It's not fun when "God" decides to kill you but it's for your own safety so you can continue to be "reincarnated".

You can't escape though. Your body now is withered to the point releasing you from stasis would instantly kill you. So enjoy the ride.

Wait... maybe I'm high if that's my thought process...

Darth Karto8/28/2018, 4:10:05 AM1 votes

word

Darth Karto8/25/2018, 11:09:27 PM1 votes

triggered

flibitydoo8/26/2018, 12:40:11 AM1 votes

Hi

Vlada Cut8/25/2018, 10:06:29 PM1 votes

Was it really that necessary to write in caps and make a rant post because someone told you that you were high? You could've just muted them if their words meant so mich to you...