To Feed or Not to Feed (A LoL Poem)
To feed, or not to feed, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer the cooldown timer to dodge this solo queue, or to take Arms against a sea of trolls, and, by opposing, end them! To rage, to feed no more; and by feeding I mean intentionally, and the thousand toxic comments the trolls are heir to. 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wished: to rage, to feed, to uninstall. Perchance me to dream— dream of the trolls uninstalling.
^ Inspired by a recent, very brutal, loss. Read more poetry. It's good for you.