HEY RIOT FANS!

Hey riot fans! Thanks for making us a billion dollars last year, oh and thank you for selling out the birds nest and all the ad revenue from twitch streams and coca-cola view parties at worlds! To thank you, we have a very special chance to your currency system this coming pre-season, you’ll have “a lot of way to get more blue essence” oh btw were taking away currency after every game and giving you like 700 for leveling up which takes a hell of of long time. Wanna get to that M7 badge? Better not want any champs then because you’ll use all of the blue essence you’ll have for the next month on that m6/M7 badge. Thank you for all the countless skin purchases and appearl you buy. Get ready to buy more RP so you can get the champs you want! Sincerely, A disgruntled league player who feels abandoned by daddy rito.