Random things you didn't know that will waste your time

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• EA actually does have a F2P friendly game, altho it is a phone game so yeah

• Angelina Jolie once hired a Hitman to kill her because she thought murder would be easier on her family than her committing suicide. The Hitman talked her out of it by convincing her to give it another month.

• Antman's Explanation about shrinking is fundamentally flawed. It is said that the Pim-Particle reduces the distance between atoms, but then it means at a certain size the atoms begin to collide with one another, meaning that it is actually impossible to go subatomic.

• The movement of Electrons to the closest positive discharge, or in english a Lightning Bolt, in vacuum can rival the speed of light. The reason it's so slow is because the atoms in the air offer heavy resistance. It is also why a Lightning bold has zigzags, because the discharge follows the path with the least resistance in the air.

• r/choosingbeggars and r/entitledparents are virtually the same. The only difference is that the former happens digitally a lot more often.

• A Woodpecker's tongue is so long that it actually wraps around it's entire skull. Not even kidding, Woodpecker-anatomy reveals that the tongue retracts along the backside of their heads and onto the upper part, wrapping around the entire skull.

• Mucus may be very annoying when overflowing in your throat, but without it your stomach acid would dissolve your entire torso.

• In Hong-Kong, it is legal to murder your cheating partner but only with your bare hands and only if visible, untampered evidence like a video-recording is presented.

• Depression works like a square function ( Or in math-terms f(x)=x^2 ). Whenever you suffer a depressive episode, you are more likely to suffer another one than it was to suffer the previous one.

• You can estimate the temperature in fahrenheit by counting the chirps a cricket gives in 15 seconds then adding 40 to the result.

• The Alcohol-stereotypes are majorly wrong. The country that runs the heaviest drinking is actually Belarus with an average consumption of over 17 Litres of pure alcohol per person every year. That is almost twice the amount Germans drink.

• A doctor by the name of Francis Miller Fesmire suggested that Hiccups can be treated by massaging your asshole. He won a Nobel Price for it. Edit: I apparently misspelled the name, and the price he won wasn't an actual nobel price, but something akin to it which has the same name, but isn't the same trophy. My bad on that one.

• Kool-aid becomes gatorate if you add salt to it.

• Every Degratory term to insult a woman in the modern days had a legitimate and meaningful origin. Whores were concubines of the public Brothel, Bitch was used to describe a female dog and Slut was used to describe women who didn't clean their rooms.

• The modern US flag was designed by a teenager for a school project. He got a B-

Happy wasting your time :D