Item Concept: Duckblade of Quacktharr

Duckblade of Quacktharr

+55 Floof +10% Meme Potential

Unique Passive: +18 Cuteness

Unique Passive: When spotted by an enemy meme, causes apathy for 8 seconds, explaining jokes and discrediting memes.

Unique Passive - Boardstalker: After being unseen for at least 1 second, your next post gets 65-320 extra upvotes and renders readers 99% speechless for 0.25 seconds. Posts from mobile devices only get 45-300 upvotes and do not render readers speechless.

I thought of a pun and decided to roll with it.

Also someone's probably done this already, but whatever.