REEEEEEEEETO ARE A BUNCH OF BONGOS

I WAS ABSENT FOR 3 SEASONS, I COULD HAVE DIED 3 TIMES, CHANGED PERSONALITY 100000000 TIMES, GET DRUNK, SPREAD COMUNISM, UNDERGO SURGERY, DIE, RESURECT MYSELF, REPEAT THE PROCESS, BECOME A SAINT, GET BACK TO A MORTAL RELM, CONQUER JERUSALEM, SELL IT TO AMERICA, LEAD THE WORLD, AND KILL MYSELF AGAIN, AND THAN RESURECT AGAIN. Anyways, i returned to league after 3 seasons and......i still have 20min ban... YOU GUYS ARE BONGOS, RITO PLS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, WHY IS THIS GAME STILL A THING, WHY AM I ALIVE, WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW, WHAT IS RITO DOING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!