Stop reporting me pls. Thanks.

I'm not in control of Riot's matchmaking.

I'm not trying to die a lot.

And for God's sake's, yes I'm trying to win.

...

Look. People. I know you're mad for losing. But for the love of god.

Please. Stop. Reporting.

I get it, in real life you can punch people. You can't in this game. Reporting is becoming the digital equivalent of bitch slapping. I've seen some HORRENDOUS people in this game. But it's entirely social.

These morons don't get, that in every game, irregardless of elo someone dies a lot. They're not feeding. They're not new. Shit. Just. Fucking. Happens.

And every game! (Is it my low elo?) God forbid you fuck up ONE time. REPORT KAT FEEDING. - Yo I died twice after getting first blood. Do any of you listen you yourselves before saying anything? Two deaths is feeding now?

What's one?

I feel compelled to tell each and every one of you, that we are all sort of living our own league of legends. We are trapped here, in this world, on this planet; and ain't no one getting off except for the way we all know and fear well enough. I see frightening similarities to how I'm treated online and how I see people treated in the world.

We live in a highly competitive society, and I fear the powers that be (I don't think they've done it deliberately, it's just our social nature... To eat each other when things are looking bad, some strange conflict of society and self-preservation) had not anticipated us being able to communicate our misery so efficiently.

I've never once... In the 5 years? (maybe 4?) I've been playing this. I've been banned, I've been raged at...

I've said "gg" after giving first blood, usually because I realize I'm outmatched and my opponent is going to fuck me team over and the rest of my team wants to afk farm.

I've asked for surrender votes. It's sort of a chronometric utility. If a game isn't fun, why play it? Maybe winning isn't that important to me when the next game may be much more fun? (This is actually a larger iceberg than you think. But SoloQ being soloQ with so many things I can't control?) But when my team starts raging (and not at me necessarily) but they break apart, or clearly have no mechanical skill, or aren't prioritizing objectives and giving up kills for free... It's frustrating! I'd just rather not deal with it! So /ff turns in to a /nextgamepls which... Is what we're playing. Games.

But I've also been told how great I am. How funny I am. I've even been told I'm good looking!

I talk trash sure. Usually just "cya!" or if I die, "cme" (yeah I know its a meme). Or I'll say something clever and witty that has context with the game we're playing.

But one thing I've never said? "Report ____" Never.

I've also never, not **once **told someone to kill themselves, but I've been told to do it. I never once said to "refund your skin" I've never called someone trash... Hell, I've never even called anyone boosted for Christ' sake!

Not.

Fucking.

Once.

So why do you?

Perhaps I'm the only bad league player here.