Grave Mistake

So...... Yesterday I stumbled upon a blessing.... Or should I say curse? I don't know anymore. Anyway, I was on my way home from work, and on the way to my house I have to cross this big river. This river has been a central part of my life these last couple of years, so I decided to drive my way down there, and relax for an hour or two.

Now, I don't usually do this, but I felt like I had to yell out my problems to the river. Sooo, is the impulsive guy I am, i just did it. I WANNA BE RICH, **I WANNA MAKE SURE MY DOG HAS A PERFECT LIFE, I WANNA PLAY MORE LEAGUE, I DON'T WANNA BE HARDSTUCK ANYMORE. I then tried to look around, to see if any of my wishes had been fullfilled, but of course not.... BUT suddenly this big.. catfish? Anyways, this big catfish looked at me and said...... _I can help you with a great deal of things and being hardstuck, yes indeed I can even help you with that. _ I looked at him and thought, why not trust a big catfish.

Well.... seems like it was a mistake to trust this big fella, he wants me to pay him back in rp...... And I can't do that atm....... see.... he wants 165 rp...... and I only have 164 atm..... So riot, please as the financial overlords of this world, please lend me 1 rp.... Idk, I've heard some stories about him... about him eating a whole wedding..... And and..... idk, i need your help, please help me I dont have much time before he comes back... please