The Bilgewater Ball: A Halloween Story

ChickenWrap·10/9/2017, 7:53:00 PM·11 votes·4,907 views

#Table of Contents

  1. Prologue (Title post)
  2. The Ballroom
  3. Friends In High Places
  4. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
  5. The Plot Thickens https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/ab/Bilgewater_Harrowing.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161123040209 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3LGdimsRF4 There's a mansion in Bilgewater, yes that much is clear, and most citizens refuse to get near. But one night a year, when reality grows thin, The Shadow isles' mist will begin to roll in The Bilgewater Ball is the scariest event, so please come with me on our frightful descent. The stage is set. The players are here! Joy is nigh, but something's queer...

Bilgewater Hall hosts the Bilgewater Ball one night every year. It sits atop a large hill with quite the winding road leading up to its doors. Those unfamiliar with the hall would say they find it rather menacing (and they'd be right to think so). What happens on those nights is some of the seediest and shadiest things that could ever happen in Bilgewater, but due to the lack of policing, anything goes at these events. That includes, dear readers, extortion, philandering, and above all, on this fateful night, murder.

As the guests begin to enter the building, a man stands outside taking names. He's missing an eye and a couple of his teeth. What looks like mold is growing across his face and his clothing is in tatters. He has a long, hooked nose and there's a cigar in his mouth. It's not lit and he's constantly chewing on it. It's hard to tell if he's in costume or if he's just naturally that ugly. In his hand he holds a lantern to help him see his work better.

item 3691 Name? Janna My name is Janna. Lux I'm Lux! The man checks his notes and gives a curt nod. item 3691 In you go, ladies. The two enter the building and are quickly swept out of sight by the events inside. The next guest steps up in line. item 3691 And you are? Graves The man about to show you to your New Destiny. item 3691 Right... In you go. item 3691 Aah! Twisted Fate. You're the one we've been waiting for most here! Please, right this way. The man grins big and wide as Twisted Fate tips his hat in response. TwistedFate Why thank you kindly. He then gestures grandly at the front door, ushering the man inside. item 3691 Let us know if there's anything we can do for you, Mister Fate. You are our guest of honour, after all. TwistedFate That'll hardly be necessary, but I'll keep that in mind. Thank you again, Josiah.

15 Comments

ChickenWrap10/10/2017, 4:27:41 AM4 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBz6sMSumHU Everyone's here! There's fun all around! But wait -- what's this? A body's been found!

TwistedFate Ah, The Bilgewater Ball. I haven't been to one of these in years.

Twisted Fate sizes up the guests, gazing from left to right, he spies a few familiar faces in the grand ballroom.

TwistedFate Graves, Gangplank, Lux, Janna, Katarina, Shaco, Ol' Fortune, Amumu, and... Is that Tristana? Not the faces I thought I'd see here, but I suppose this is quite the event. TwistedFate Either way, I should be on my guard. People like me aren't always welcomed to events like this with open arms -- even if I was invited here by the owner of the estate.

Twisted Fate walks up to a group of champions already in what only appeared to be an engrossing discussion. MissFortune - and that was how I knew it was my chance to make a real name for myself. TwistedFate Well howdy, folks. Everyone enjoying the Ball? Tristana Yeah, it's awesome! I can't believe I managed to make it here! Definitely not what I thought I'd be doing tonight but we had a mission nearby! I'm super into it! Amumu It's okay... Katarina Same as every year... It's too bad Garen couldn't make it. I was really looking forward to seeing him tonight. TwistedFate Never say never, little lady. He could come walking through that door at any minute.

_Just then, a bloodcurtling screech is heard from somewhere within the building. Moments later, Janna comes bursting through the door. _ Janna She's been killed! Lux! She's dead in the kitchen!

RiotRiot Lexical10/11/2017, 10:31:40 AM4 votes

...or alternatively Janna did it so she can keep ardent for herself.

ChickenWrap10/10/2017, 5:05:14 PM3 votes

Hanging from the roof, the body lay. This was truly no time for play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l77uLyPiIY The guests all come barreling into the room, most abruptly stopping upon witnessing the body of Lux. She was hanging from the ceiling of the kitchen by some sort of upholstry. There was blood leaking from her bindings on to the floor of the kitchen. The only one that doesn't look very surprised is Amumu. TwistedFate Well, well, well... Looks like we have a bit of a problem here, wouldn't you say, folks? Janna It's horrible! I -- I don't think I can... Janna goes running out the room, wailing about her lost companion. Graves We'd best get to the bottom of this before anyone else gets hurt. MissFortune Agreed. Graves I think it's obvious who the culprit is. Who likes killing people? Graves scans the room, his eyes falling on Shaco. Graves You. Shaco What? Me? Don't be ridiculous! TwistedFate Graves has a point there, Shaco. You weren't in the ballroom when I came in. Where were you? Shaco I'm not sure. Graves What do you mean you're not sure? Shaco pauses for a moment before explaining. Shaco The building is very massive. I left the ballroom to go exploring. Gangplank He's not wrong. I watched him leaving the ballroom before you arrived, as I was getting here. Katarina Gangplank is right. Let's not be too quick to point fingers. Shaco Well it looks like the jury... Shaco begins to say, pointing to Lux's corpse. Shaco is... Shaco HUNG! Shaco starts to cackle, laughing a little too hard at his own joke. Graves Shut up, clown. Shaco scowls at Graves. TwistedFate Well if it wasn't Shaco, then who could the culprit be?

ChickenWrap10/11/2017, 7:11:46 PM2 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TKaF0so0lA Birds of a feather tend to die together.

As the group rounds the corner, Janna is laying there, a look of pure terror upon her face. She's not moving. Tristana Look! It's Janna! TwistedFate Well shit... Graves How could this have happened? TwistedFate There's no signs of entry wounds to the body, either. What do you reckon happened? Gangplank Isn't it obvious? Strangulation! MissFortune I wouldn't be so sure. Amumu This is bad... Gangplank What do y'mean ye wouldn't be so sure? Are ye blind as well as daft? Gangplank and Miss Fortune enter a heated debate on whether or not the cause could be strangulation. TwistedFate One thing's for certain. Nobody is leaving this building before we figure out who is doing this and bring them to justice. The others, including Shaco, nod their head in agreement. Graves Why's he noddin'? Graves says, jabbing a thumb at the Jester. Graves He loves killin' folks. Shaco I don't think it's fair that you're judging me like that. Shaco I have style. TwistedFate Look. Let's bring Janna into the kitchen and we'll take it from there. The group seems to be in agreement again. Graves lifts up Janna's lifeless body and they make their way downstairs.

ChickenWrap10/10/2017, 6:35:13 PM2 votes

Attached to the ceiling was her body, This murderer surely was gaudy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUUM0cKcRW0 TwistedFate Well don't just stand there gawkin'! Get her down! The guests seem a little uneasy at the prospect of touching a corpse, but Amumu steps up to the plate, using his bandages to retrieve Lux. Amumu Here... TwistedFate Good. Katarina, help me check the body for clues. The two of them parse over Lux's body before Katarina finally nods. Katarina There are puncture wounds in her abdomen. MissFortune Hey, what's that up there? Sarah points to a corner of the kitchen where more bandages appear to be scattered about. TwistedFate A fine question. Why would there be bandages in the corner like that? What purpose do they serve? But before they could finish their thoughts, a loud crash is heard, followed by the sounds of another scream. Janna AAH! Shaco That sounds like Janna... TwistedFate Quickly! We need to find her!

The guests enter the great hall, looking for any signs of Janna. TwistedFate Where is she!? Another scream. Graves Sounded like it came from upstairs! The guests begin to barge up the stairs, but then -- Tristana She's this way! Tristana called, coming from the far left hallway. Graves Now hold on, how did you -- MissFortune There's no time! Come on!

RiotRiot Lexical10/11/2017, 10:30:54 AM2 votes

KATARINA DID IT SO GAREN WILL COME TO THE FUNERAL!

So that she can meet him >:D!

The MechE10/10/2017, 4:30:14 AM1 votes

...go on

CLG ear10/10/2017, 4:31:37 AM1 votes

katarina did it

SupaDevilJuice10/11/2017, 11:18:21 AM1 votes

I was expecting this whole story to rhyme for some reason.

Arnesen10/11/2017, 1:05:19 PM1 votes

It can't be Katarina. She is there right now, and I think we can be fairly certain that Janna is dying. Unless she finds another body, that's possible.

No, the only explanation is that Shacos clone did it.

Dessem10/10/2017, 5:48:02 PM1 votes
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X8Surelis10/11/2017, 2:07:27 PM1 votes

I think that it can be shaco, i mean he can ult and deceive people that way, maybe gp saw shaco's clone? This is pretty interesting, go on, storyteller