Message to the denizens of GD

I bare great and wondrous news. The Wardens have warmed this hallow husk of a poster, and I shall adjust my Message accordingly. For people who uphold Order and impede Chaos, they aren't that bad. The Riot gods were wise when they selected these individuals. Now, this doesn't mean I shall bend the knee but at the very least, when I look up to those giants, I can at least acknowledge feelings of respect. Hear, hear! This idiot shall speak!

The Lesson Learned

It is not the venue, it is the people. Batman said that, and I think that anti-social, brooding crazy person would know a little more about friendship then any of us combined. I think my posts from here on out will be more on the silly side than the acrid.

This brings me to my next two topics.

My New Rival

Yes, what would a delusional shit-poster be without someone to constantly be there to say, "What?" and "You seriously need help." All jests aside, this is for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM265RXVxLw

To our many battles and frolicking escapades! Though, I feel in some past lifetime I already did this with some smiling Coelacanth...or was it a clenched prehensile...? I need to stay off the mushroom juice.

To General Discussions

I've given you much flak, and I am here to apologize to a certain degree. I feel like I can give this place a shot at being my home. My current plan for GD is to cut a tiny piece of land for myself. Under my charming personality and responsible posting, I hope to slowly infect that piece of land with the contents-bile, puss, bacterial discharge- of my diseased heart and warped soul so that my Message/Disease shall spread to all corners or GD. I think that is a lofty and admirable goal that any GD'er can get behind.

YES WARDENS! I WILL OBEY THE RULES!

I know better than to rail against Riot's anointed (no sarcasm).