Lady I work with said something really disturbing to me yesterday
We were on a boat taking a ride around the gulf and lagoon looking at dolphins and there were yachts and mansions by the marina.
She says, "Maybe one day I can marry a guy who has a yacht that big."
What disturbed me is she didn't say "maybe one day I'll be able to buy a boat like that or start a business to get a house that big," but just marry a rich man.
I thought she was kidding but she said it again as we were heading back and we passed another big yacht.
I also asked if someone would play the Lonely Island song I'm on a boat but no one did.