Riven: "I'm not comfortable with killing children" and then she did it anyways. Proceeds to rage quit when Singed beats her in lane.
Yasuo: has one job. Gets greedy. Team gets mad. Ragequits.
Annie: is a child
Sejuani: dieting makes a thot violent.
Constantly charming men and draining them of their souls. She develops regret realizing that they will always forget that she isn't real.
is a terrorist
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Jhin - thinks he makes master pieces, really is just working on a new Micheal Bay transformers film.
Can anyone convince me 
players aren't just afking and letting their cats roll over on the keyboard.
This line in Vayne's short story basically breaks the fourth wall in order to describe every solo queue Vayne main:
Vayne rapidly reviewed her options. She could try to dodge the beast’s bite, but that would be a short-term solution at the very best. She could kick the creature in its absurd number of teeth and attempt to land her last wristbolt in its bucking forehead, but she couldn’t trust her arrow would find its mark through its gnashing forest of fangs. Or, she could try something flashy, violent and slightly stupid. Vayne chose the latter.
And as a Quinn main I attest to having learned this the hard way:
Rule One of Survival: Always assume someone’s after you.
I'm gay so... there's that.
Feels like I've been locked in my vault of a basement for eons and the world I knew is gone, replaced by edgelords dashing around. My Reaction
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Doesn't give a fuck, only happens to succeed at League in pursuit of something completely unrelated.
