If Mario Kart were made by Riot Games...

Eyaeda·3/30/2016, 11:25:19 PM·4 votes·679 views

1st place gets Bullets, Stars, and Golden Mushrooms.

Last place gets Single Bananas and Single Green Shells.

If you crash, you are dead for an entire minute.

Balance.

Riot Style.

Snowball is good.

Especially when balanced by obscene punishment for any errors.

Creates an exciting game where winners win more and taking any risks is suicide. Boring, safe play is the best play.

7 Comments

Ralanr3/30/2016, 11:30:45 PM2 votes

Literally a COMPLETELY genre of game to balance around. Is this really how low the jokes are now, comparing games that have little to nothing in common?

I get that you need to vent. But couldn't you just use that energy productively? Or scream in the middle of the street?!

SolidPooh3/31/2016, 12:16:32 AM2 votes

Im actually enjoying season 6 quite a bit, ward properly, react properly.

Riots design philosophy is beginning to stick out to many players and we are taking advantage of it.

Grab some friends and enter queue as a 5 man, then you'll literally see what you are doing wrong that frustrates you.

Everything is balancing out (albeit very slowly) and come summer, it will be stronger and the lower levels may even begin to understand how to play the new format of gameplay that league is supplying to us this season

If you dont like death timers, play safe dont die.

If you are getting split pushed often, pay attention to the map a d ward.

If you feel underpowered, play safe, and dont roam alone (this includes pushing minions passed a downed tower of yours)

This game is finally starting to introduce skill being a factor of gameplay again, its just up to you to realize where and when to use it.

Dont overcommit.

PDE5 Inhib3/30/2016, 11:56:43 PM1 votes

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Please stop business majoring on the boards.