Overspecialization: Even the fucking premades do it!

I was told that to avoid the yoloqueue all or nothing all AD melee assassin slugfest, I had to get with a premade group. Like everything else anyone has ever told me, it was nothing but a fat heap of LIES.

The premades were just as bad, if not worse. They all go all AD melee single target all or nothing assassin, and are in desperate need of a support that will cover everything they don't have, which happens to be everything. I get enough of that from the normal schlubs, so there's no need for me to be in a premade.

Fucking seriously, though? You've been doing this for millions, tens of millions of games, for over three years. Even in the middle of the largest changes in League this year, you STILL don't change your playstyle one iota?

I feel like I'm being punished for something. This keeps happening. Am I in Hell?