Plain Login Option Please

As in, no requirement to download a "patch update" only for a goddamn splash art I don't even have animated or have sounds on for because I genuinely don't care what you guys have to offer because 9/10 it's an awful change or another mediocre skin. I'll see the new stuff on the home page the second I log in anyway. I'd just like a simple, small login box for my user and pass and get online in 4 seconds.