Bard the king of the trolls.

DeadlyStalker·2/24/2015, 9:13:43 PM·69 votes·9,485 views

http://i.imgur.com/haGFYLi.jpg

Step 1: Engage
Step 2: Wait for my adc
Step 3: Ult him/her and flash away

Step 1: When an ally is channeling like Karthus, Vel koz, Ezreal ,Caitlin, or Nunu, Ult them and laugh. Step 2: Dance Step 3: Spam laugh

Step 1: Write in all chat " I am one of you"
Step 2: Join the enemy team Step 3: max CDR and provide enemy team with constant "E's" and "R's"

Step 1: When ally team is doing Baron join enemy team Step 2: Place your E behind Baron's wall and let the entire enemy team go through it. Step 3: Ult your entire ally team and let the enemy team steal baron.

Basic tips to the upcoming Bardytroller apocalypse.

48 Comments

Kam9132/24/2015, 10:24:42 PM35 votes

Ty for this helpful thread I am saving IP now to buy him

SpecterVonBaren2/24/2015, 10:36:41 PM22 votes

Bard support, Trundle top, Anivia mid, Jarvan jungle and Kalista ADC. The ultimate troll team.

PerishSoftly2/24/2015, 10:00:30 PM18 votes

WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THESE THINGS?

Now all people need to do is read this.

GloriousKaiser2/25/2015, 7:17:05 AM11 votes

He gets a Zhonyas and she gets a Zhonyas!!

EVERYONE GETS A ZHONYAS!!!!

vC48YNoGbJ2/25/2015, 3:09:40 AM10 votes

Furiously jots down notes

Linna Excel2/24/2015, 9:19:11 PM6 votes

All your bards are belong to us

KING OF MASKS2/25/2015, 12:14:14 AM6 votes

There will be no innocents left after the cataclysmic release of Bard.

Cloud2732/24/2015, 10:14:57 PM5 votes

Stop giving people ideas

Azurumi Shinji2/25/2015, 3:13:54 AM4 votes

he is a god of trolling , the toxcitity of this game will surely increase . I love his design but with great power comes great responsibility...leagues community is not ready for it. I hate trolling , I made several post on how to prevent trolling ...but even I am very tempted to troll with him. Just imagine some one is being a ass hole to you and you have the power to destroy there entire game easily for revenge...

I hope they do a major rework or scrap him. Unless they can have a much better system to punish trolls. But league sucks at controlling trolls.

On that note , I am buying him . And will ban him in ranked every time and if he isn't banned I will beg for support if I have to , to avoid a troll picking the god of chaos . #bardthewanderingtroll

Direwolfiez2/25/2015, 3:18:54 AM4 votes

Trundle "H-hey...that's my job..."

Rikari2/25/2015, 12:23:38 AM4 votes

You gonna get ganked? Ult your adc and E for the jungler. You doing dragon? Ult it. Your Nexus low? Ult everyone. Your teams gonna kill their nexus? E it and ult.

test account2/25/2015, 3:16:54 AM3 votes

I want to see a game now with bard and kalista in soloqueue, where both are trolls and neither of them queued together.

Lafouboy2/25/2015, 11:20:43 PM3 votes

I am planning to buy and play him just to fuck with teammates. Show Riot how stupid their idea was and remind them why they had their old manifesto on never making champions that can take control of your teammates without their control (both Kalista and Bard in a row can do that now; with Anivia and Jarvan somewhat being able to be used to troll).

Meep Man2/24/2015, 10:39:34 PM3 votes

Like a lot of champions in the game dont already troll even more.

Alistar Blitzcrank Fizz JarvanIV Anivia

flibitydoo2/25/2015, 2:05:10 AM3 votes

It might actually be difficult to properly troll, seeing as how the stunned targets in the ultimate are 100% damage immune (aka this guy has AOE zhonyas).

The worst I can imagine is you ult your ally (allies) in such a way, that it hits no enemy and gives them time to surround and trap your teammate(s). and then kill them once they leave the stasis.

Søleil2/25/2015, 12:24:28 PM3 votes

'Mid or Bard' will be the next thing now instead of mid or feed.

metalhydra2732/25/2015, 10:51:00 PM3 votes

enemy team is tower diving? Ult the tower

ClatoVerataNicto2/26/2015, 4:09:33 AM2 votes

Easy fix. Instead of chat restrictions or bans, you have Bard restrictions. Hopefully after you've bought a skin to contribute to Riot.

cFlame2/24/2015, 11:38:41 PM2 votes

Thanks I'll be sure to tell all my friends so that I can play Alistar with them and..... kill him with the enemy jungler.

Migrañaboy2/25/2015, 1:12:29 AM2 votes

Bard new I'm helping state of art.

NinjaFifer2/25/2015, 2:57:06 AM2 votes

Looks to me like the Portal only goes one direction (the way that Bard is shooting it). Not as trollolol, but still funny.

Andalha6662/25/2015, 4:31:37 AM2 votes

Bard the king of the trolls.

Ahem, Trundle might be pretty upset that you say that.

Strawberrycocoa2/25/2015, 4:12:35 PM2 votes

He seemed so innocent, with his cute ghosts and musical way of speaking... then this thread happened.

DatPikachuTho2/25/2015, 1:16:01 PM1 votes

I could honestly see Anivia and Bard being friends.

You put down a portal and go through it with Anivia, then Anivia Ice Wall's the exit before the enemy team can go through the portal.

SanKakU2/25/2015, 3:02:29 PM1 votes

I think you mean this guy: http://gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/trundle/ Or maybe this guy: http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Troll_Warlord Bard looks more like this guy: http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Arbiter

I am definitely going to be calling the new hero Bard by the nickname of Arbiter in homage to Blizzard and Starcraft.

Also, if you really wanted to screw over your team with ability abuse, Dota 2 already has a lot of heroes to do that with.

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Earthshaker Trap your own teammates. Know Trundle's block of Ice? Imagine that but 15 to 20 times wider.

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Shadow_Demon Teammate trying to make a kill? No problem, just cast your duplication spell on the enemy and they are banished from the map. Free Zhonya's.

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Io Enemy team isn't farmed enough yet? No problem, just take your ally into the middle of 3-5 of the enemy while his spells are not ready or his mana is low, then break the tether, when they kill him, just come back and die, too. Pretend you got lost.

Those heroes are among some of the strongest ones in the game, the latter two because they are so flexible. If Valve removed the flexibility of those heroes, they wouldn't be as good. Riot shouldn't make champions worse for the sake of 'preventing abuse' since that is a punishment problem, not a design problem. As for the first one, he lacks synergy with a lot of heroes as you might imagine, but is really great with others. This is where the ban system and well-crafted drafts help keep the game fair.

If the game really gets so far out of hand as you are claiming, just be thankful he won't be 450 IP since he is a new champion.

WastelandKittah2/25/2015, 6:52:44 AM1 votes

If you do this you will be ban,plain and simple,it would be your fault and your dission to fuck the game up for 4 other people,and you would be delt a punishment to fit the crime. This is your fault not the fault of the champions meta braking design,not the fault of your team,its yours,kindly take responsibility for your own actions.

RpgDusky2/25/2015, 4:27:03 PM1 votes

Making your team lose team fights one ult at a time. 5 vs 5 more like 2 vs 5 hahahaha.

Fzs2/25/2015, 7:19:02 PM1 votes

When an ally is channeling like Karthus, Vel koz, Ezreal ,Caitlin, or Nunu, Ult them and laugh.

Ez Ult is not a channel

Grouchy Poro2/25/2015, 7:45:32 PM1 votes

I feel like I'm the only one that's going to try and play Bard properly...

0ny2/25/2015, 10:38:22 AM1 votes

Now imagine if we still had all for one...

The Trent2/25/2015, 11:13:38 PM1 votes

Move away trundle

The Ecdysiast2/25/2015, 7:49:25 AM1 votes

Yes.

MrSlowDie2/25/2015, 12:02:52 PM1 votes

->Teamfight, ->>Throw ulti to your ally except ADC.

->Enemy struggle in destroying inhib turret ->>make a hole in the wall. So enemy can go inside and force teamfight.

->An enemy has 1 hp left ->>Ult him, so your ally can't do finishing blow ->>>Enough time to make his friends come and save him

srsly, If kalista isn't trollish enough, then bard is your better choice