Why should I even bother playing a tank on toplane?

Yasuo deals more damage than me.

Is more mobile than me.

And is tankier than me.

And provides more consistant cc than me with his Q3 and Frozen Mallet.

As a humble Rank 7 Sion top main I feel cheated. Yasuo is supposed to be like Riven: Damage and Swifty, but Squishy, meaning when you make smart trades and well timed poke you get their hp low you can get them. But now he's even tankier than I am, by building a crit/AS item and a HP/AD item - just why?

Champions with such sudden spikes in win& banrate have been disabled and/or hotfixed for less, so why is this even supposed to exist?

Also, I hate the champion anyways. I sit in my lane, want to have I nice game and... dash. dash. dash. dash. dash, free ranged harrass. Dash.dash.dash.dash. dash... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW ANNOYING THIS IS? And don't get me started on that crit passive. I told ya all from the day of his release that this bullcrap would be horrible to balance, and yet again I WAS RIGHT.

Seriously, it is generally a mistakle to let CertainlyT touch literally anything champion-related without a team of other designers standing behind him and swatting him whenever he does something stupid. However, WHY DO YOU EVEN ALLOW HIS MISTAKES TO BE GAMEBREAKING TO THE POINT OF A MUST-BAN? 59% winrate on experienced players. A banrate that's going through the roof. and still no fix in sight? Seriously?