This game needs TrueER damage!

Koechophe·8/30/2018, 10:29:23 PM·8 votes·2,739 views

Riot is trying to balance the game by adding more True damage (which can't be negated by armor), but True damage can still be countered by:

-Healing -Shielding -Building health -Invulnerability -Untargettable -Resurrection (Or undying)

That's like 20 counters to damage! What an outrage! I propose a new, unique type of damage called TrueER damage. TrueER damage is unique because it

  1. Ignores shields
  2. Targets your base health pool, ignoring any health that you build and killing you when that number reaches 0
  3. Adds all healing to the "bonus health pool" that comes from when you build health items, and also ignores it
  4. Deals double damage to champions who are invulnerable (TAKE THAT KAYLE!)
  5. Targets champions who are untargettable.
  6. Kills champions so thoroughly that they can't be resurrected
  7. Instantly kills tryndamere while he's ulting, and doubles his death timer
  8. Kills Karthus's undead spirit after he dies (and credits you gold for that kill too). Some high counterplay abilities that need TrueER damage: -Nocturne's ult -Everything in Rengar's kit -Zoe's W (Every offensive spell should deal TrueER damage) -Master Yi's Wuju style

In addition, it would be unbalanced if TrueER damage wasn't available to every champion, so let's put it on items! -Twin Shadows now deals 500 TrueER damage -Duskblade now deals 400 TrueER damage (+ 300 if the target is below 101% health) (+500 per point of lethality) -DFG is reintroduced and converts all damage done to the target to TrueER damage -Infinity edge now converts the remaining 90% of critical strikes that aren't True damage into TrueER damage

And this is clearly unfair for people without money (Lol needs to be friendly to poor champions) so we'll throw it on Summoner spells too! -Your first attack out of teleport deals TrueER damage -Flash deals TrueER damage in an area at your target location (to incentivise those flashy offensive flash plays) -Heal now does TrueER damage to your support, in exchange for tripling your heal (Who needs them anyway?) -Ignite does %of hp TrueER damage (I'm thinking 80% sounds reasonable).

But what about those people who don't want to use summoner spells? Let's make a new rune! NEW RUNE: Tank Invalidator 3,000 (Sorcery) Your spells and attacks stack "Tank-doom" on the target for 10s, converting 10% of your damage into TrueER damage (stacks up to 10 times).

TL:DR: There's way too much counterplay to true damage in the game. We obviously need TrueER damage to compensate.

14 Comments

Manslayer8/30/2018, 10:43:04 PM5 votes

Why not just add a summon spell called "uninstall" it instantly forces everyone in the game to uninstall League of Legends, including yourself.

True Garen8/31/2018, 9:10:35 AM4 votes

I just think that we could come up with a better name for it.

Also, you neglected to mention that this new damage is subject to Friendly Fire.

Maybe we could have an RGM where all damage works like this.

Muxxik8/30/2018, 11:00:22 PM4 votes

I think Karthus ult would be a good candidate for Truer damage. People shouldn't just get to Zhonya when they're at like 10 HP. They should die. It should also kill Tryndamere during his ult, even if he ulted at high HP and would have otherwise lived.

Critmaster Garen8/31/2018, 3:20:04 AM3 votes

technically this already exists.

pykes ult ignores shields for example. so does urgots ult. once it started the cast, you can not be saved by heals, shields or anything short of invulnerability.

Warlord Rhinark8/31/2018, 9:59:34 AM2 votes

Just hearing the word "trueER damage" really makes me question the direction the game is going.

UnboundHades8/31/2018, 12:30:57 AM2 votes

so basically pure damage but stupid

Kingslayer Riven11/1/2018, 2:48:45 AM1 votes

downvoted at first, realized it was a sh*tpost, upvoted [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Cúm God8/31/2018, 12:29:23 AM1 votes

truer damage sounds great on yi!

Douglas Funnie8/31/2018, 1:32:02 AM1 votes

My head hurts

Sõna8/31/2018, 3:18:01 AM1 votes

True Healing, True sheilding, True Resistance, True movespeed, True tenacity.. oh wait..