Can we get the balance team off whatever substance they heavily abuse?

Or find the key to the balance room office and take the cat off the keyboard that inputs new changes? I have zero faith that the pre season rune/mastery changes won't be a clown fiesta of ungodly proportions.

Balance is always gonna be a tricky thing to keep, and it varies from person to person in terms of opinions, but hot damn this is some "everybody loses so nobody wins, that means balance" stuff going on. It feels like balance team is salty about being called out for nonsense and lack of creative effort so they hyperbole all the changes.

"oh they are tired of ranged champs one shotting them? let's see how they like ALL the champs one shotting!!" the balance team breaks out into maniacal laughter and pets their ebil lap cats [sg-miss-fortune]